this fucking snake looks like it got hit in the face with a snow shovel every day since hatching for three years, nine months, and two weeks, at precisely 3:06 AM
@malberrybush.bsky.social Pride Month is in a week or so. Have you come up with anything for Mal? If no, I have a couple ideas. Mal, completely naked, rainbow flag painted on her body Mal fucking another girl Mal with pride flags that represent her identity. Clothed or not, it’s your choice
Reminder: you don’t have to be dressed to be fancy. Buy one of those top hats for hamsters and put it on your penis
I would like to remind everyone that the host of Jeopardy has seen this post.
that’s right beg you miserable worm
btw the question mark on “Send private messages?” indicates a so pun so that clue specifically means “messages OF YOUR PRIVATES,” thanks crossword!