Eglantine Price’s Stunt Double
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F’d up my twitter account by posting. Not making the same mistake here
If I ever flip my lid, I hope it flips so cleanly and completely that it immediately settles back into its original position and nobody can tell it flipped at all. Unless they saw it flip in real time I guess
Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord
ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidarity, delegates representing gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday in the cafeteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High Schoo...
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ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 4mo agoengagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
Are you there, god? Why does this guy get to teleport to breakfast while I have to toast eggos at home like a chump
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 5mo agoFar-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House.
Why did everyone look so much younger in 2007
Today I heard a 65 year old man say “Bad Bunny” and it made me uncomfortable
“I just saved a draft on bluesky,” I told my cat, and tossed my phone in the trash
Who even has money anymore. They should let you golf nine holes for mowing two stripes. They should give you an annual checkup for sweeping the fries and cigarette butts off the floor in the hospital food court
Due to the lateness of the hour, everyone is asleep. Especially me