♡ Mia ♡
@exhaustrovert.bsky.social
i read you soft and queer, cap't (remember that you can't save everyone / remember that you have to try)
interesting that FIFA has had no discernable positive effect on the availability of any specific produce
it was so easy to buy avocados that I almost completely missed that both the superbowl and the olympics are happening right now
as the sky shifts from orange to grey, I am quietly so grateful for my home; tucked into a little corner of my neighbourhood like a nest in the crook of a tree
the presence of a single audacious fruit fly in my undisturbed haven immediately results in boiling water down the sink, all produce rewashed & refrigerated, apple cider vinegar trap, and a movement-triggered laser that keeps pinging off my pupils. I may not escape this unchanged. but it will die.
what I love about Fringe is that even if one play is so uncomfortable I have to slip out the fire exit, the next three will be so sincere and so much fun that it completely cures me of any lingering reservations
my secret christmas wish is that more of my friends would learn a little bit of sign language for when we're three boxcars away from each other trying to convey directional instructions to initiate runaway train emergency brake sequences
writing a speech for my sisters wedding is about starting 6 months in advance so I am not the guy reading it off a phone in all the pictures, and I have also inoculated myself against crying
The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"
I think a very sincere and once-pure feeling has started to morph into this twisted wretched desire to experience a blackout or move to nowhere just to stop hearing the ever-present hum of machinery and traffic
the relationship I have developed with "streak-maintaining" apps is an earnest desire to engage that morphs with a single obligate 'streak freeze' into disillusionment and resentment. is nothing sacred nor sincere?
as a blossoming professional puzzler, one irritant that's worth voicing about the NYT Connections is that the final category rarely gives solvers an "aha!" moment. leaving your solvers with a residual feeling of, "Oh, okay. That's annoying." isn't compelling puzzle design.
if I had a million dollars: every year I'd coordinate a week-long vacation in a multi-bedroom exposed-beam thatched cottage on the water with all my friends & install a wide-radius signal jammer that encompasses the premises
Artemis II has brought me to tears every day they've been out there. Safe travels home, friends.
coming to terms with the milestone of learning, several weeks after it happened, that your parent(s) have experienced an injury or health-related incident & neglected several opportunities to mention it
more than once I've missed a hold pickup window & every time I pay the $1.00 fine, I am fraught. the librarians have assured me they don't care and they're happy to see me again. pillars of society
weather app showing me new symbols I've never experienced before. 2026 Weather DLC
paying mortgage & income taxes is good. it's good. we have to look at the long game. it's good. it might feel like -$13k in 3 days but it's actually good. we have to look to the future. it's good.
the work is mysterious and important (writing cryptics for my strava entries as I start running again)
I don't typically pay much attention to fashion, but I am absolutely enamoured when someone is wearing an entirely benign outfit paired with the most fun and unexpected socks.
you can always tell when a baddie is nearby bc their uggs are scuffing along the winter salt all the way. schoof schoof schoof schoof that's a 10 coming up on your left, show some respect