If you can't find The Spark, start lighting some matches 💖
existennialmemes
@existennialmemes.bsky.social
I am Plum you may know me from such social media accounts as Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes on Facebook and Existennialmemes on Tumblr.
"Be Kind, but never be a Doormat" is legitimately one of my guiding personal philosophies.
FB is pissing me the fuck off again, so I'm gonna try posting over here for the first time in several years 😅 Tbh I doubt it'll last, but I'm giving it one more try.
Ensure we start the New Year on a great note with this one WEIRD trick: equitably restructuring our entire society right now.
Is it too soon to be writing Folk Songs? Asking for me.
Also the proles have super powers because of a toxic waste spill or something. For added drama.
Rudolph is an Anti Work Anthem if you read between the lines
Instead of trying to scrub your executives' names from the Internet, might I suggest: Being a Better Person
Due to recent events I'm meticulously scrolling through my new drafts folder like "ok which of these are going to put me on a watch list, and which ones legally count as incitement?"
If you need a pick me up, just think about all these executives sitting in their boardrooms, now choking on the taste of their own oft forgotten mortality, wondering if they'll be next.
I hope this event will instigate change, but it doesn't automatically change anything, and that part is a serious bummer.
Impress your loved ones this Holiday Season, by fighting God™ in a Waffle House parking lot
May your Little Treats be Sweeter than The Horrors are Incomprehensible
Don't want see a lady's bulge? Then stop staring at women's crotches!
Facebook just made me delete this post because they flagged it for everything from self harm to solicitation and drugs and would not let me dispute it or request a review. My only choice was to delete it, and I am so sick of that fucking platform. So anyway, here's my cute Cheshire cosplay 💖
"Biological Man" or "Biological Woman." No, I'm just biologically tired. Weary on a cellular level. Assigned Sleepy At Birth 😴
Please correct me if I'm getting this wrong! But this is the gist as I have gathered it from the articles I've read today.
![Tumblr User existennialmemes:
Me: Hey, we need to go do this thing right now
My Brain: You mean, it's urgent that I switch tasks immediately without delay?
Me: Yeah it's... oh no-
My Brain: [sets my body in the upright and locked position] well, if it's important enough to do immediately then it's important enough to stew about in an immobilized panic instead.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w64kjgfzvqgfthjhuntq5nox/bafkreic627hopi3y4yvubjnaosfe4gjflsark27gtgt3n77o36yxy4kqhm)
I'm not making two Blueskys. Deviant Plum content is going on this account too 🤷🏻♀️😂
Magical Girl Style Transformation, but when the sparkles clear I've just become a Potato.
Remember that the best gift is Time Spent. Therefore we can safely conclude that the most thoughtful gift is: trapping your loved ones in a Time Loop
