Absurd Existentialist
@existentialistgod.bsky.social
You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.
It seems like Trump's energy policy is designed to get everyone to burn books this winter, but for warmth.
It's ironic being charged with obstruction, the Trump administration's argument is that, since they are technically outside the country, protections don't apply to citizens, but laws do. Also, our border is apparently 20 miles out to sea and 500 feet inland.
Roblee14@vegasdude83.bsky.social · last wk.I don't understand why US citizens should have to consent to have their electronic devices searched to get back in the country when they already have a legal right to be here
The reason people think Trump works such long hours is because he doesn't even wake up until 6pm.
Middle Age Riot@middleageriot.bsky.social · last wk.Stop posting insane bullshit at 2 a.m. and maybe you'll be able to stay awake during a friend's funeral, you greasy fuck.
I wish I had more followers to recommend this to, and with my 2nd wish I want to go back to having none. If you're a fan or just come across Michael Kupperman don't miss this. His humor got me through a lot of hard times. I suffer from what doctors call chronic boredom and only he was able to help.
Michael Kupperman@mkupperman.bsky.social · last wk.Former Eisner winner here, still making comics & comic art! If you subscribe to the zines tier of my Patreon, you'll get a new zine every month from the artist Conan O'Brien called "one of the greatest comedy brains on this planet" & the NYT called "derangedly funny" www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe...
All this lettuce is giving me the trumps.
It's a shame Saudi Arabia doesn't get any sun, or they could have gone solar.
NPR@npr.org · 2w agoThe agreement gives American companies priority access to nuclear reactors and fuel to Saudi Arabia. It's expected to last decades and be worth billions of dollars. n.pr/4bHQPPp
If you support genocide now that you're the one doing it, you always supported genocide.
We have a friend. You just haven't met them, because they live in...uh... DAMNIT!
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 2w agoEby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
Those 3 cloves of garlic will be the best 10 cloves of garlic you've ever 50 cloves of garlicced.
Erin@erinh5995.bsky.social · 2w agoRecipe: Add 3 cloves of garlic Me: Okay 10 cloves of garlic.
Future wars will be fought over AI tokens.
Vittoria Elliott@telliotter.bsky.social · 2w agoSCOOP: A little over a month ago, the Pentagon was bragging that half its workforce was using AI. Now the army is saying they’re burning through tokens and need to limit use. For @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-ar...
Hold on, everybody. I just figured out how to prevent cancer. Get eaten in the wild before you can get it. ...I mean, maybe the reason you're vulnerable as prey is because you're sluggish from the cancer, but the important thing is you'll never know.
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈@whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 2w agoSharks get cancer. People claiming otherwise are trying to sell something to the desperate. And even if sharks didn’t get cancer, eating shark wouldn’t cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.
I swear, every time I hear Doug E Fresh perform, it sounds like he's playing two mouths at once.🤯 youtube.com/watch?v=XDWe...
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Well I hope this young man will finally stop playing games and get a real job.
All economic theories are just studies in finding that threshold of exactly how much the powerful can get away with.
I did NOT vote for the rapist@sarahgies.bsky.social · 2w ago
It's Bizarro World that Republicans are hiding a Kentucky Senator's death to avoid an election to replace him. Back in the real world, republicans are complaining the Democratic Governor won't hold an election in order to withhold a republican vote in the Senate. They're scared of losing KENTUCKY!
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The third place winner should get the Falkland Islands.
At least Reagan republicans had the decency to hide his dementia.
The inflection point for vegetarian dining came when they decided to stop trying to replicate the taste of meat and, instead, be just as unhealthy.
I honestly don't know what's so political about this?
I don't get it. I've been eating nothing but french fries and milkshakes for a week, and I still got diarrhea.
I gotta say, eating salad has really helped with my weight loss a lot faster than I expected.
Days like this, I could really go for Starbucks' new Pizza Frappuccino.
I may not have agreed with Lindsey Graham about a lot of things, and he was never going to make America great, but I commend him for finally doing something to make America better.
It's heartwarming to see Lindsey Graham reunited with his soul.
I was raised to not speak ill of the dead. In therapy, I learned that speaking honestly about the harm done is more important than protecting the dead. Lindsey Graham caused more harm to this state than anything else in my lifetime. His legacy is hatred and brutality. Now, SC can move forward.
In order to reduce the cases of diarrhea being reported, the CDC recommends people stop wiping their butts.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w agoCDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
It recently cost me 900 bucks to fill up at our local Patriot Gas where they charge $86.47 per gallon. Worth it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agothe average price of gas when Biden left office was $3.12. Trump wants to throw a parade for himself over one station where it's $3.47.
