could be both

so you ARE projecting

i live in a furnished flat in camden, I don't obsess over swedish chairs.

you!!!

BUT YOU WANT TO

you're projecting

Well, you were making assumptions you can't cash!

“ Not me though.”

金田正太郎@attractdistract.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Damn, that's gonna depress a lot of people."

when was the last time I got excited about furniture.

“ Oh, no it comes with the role of Captain Britain. Most people end up shorter.”

金田正太郎@attractdistract.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Don't let the internet find out there's a place that gives you extra inches for free."

I'm physically young! you choose to be geriatric, there's a difference.

Krakoan Deaging is a miracle.

I'm like, late twenties, chill grandpa.

i'm 5'8"

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|| Let me abundantly clear. I will not respond to bigotry. I will correct you once, and if you continue to push, I will block, there will be no discussion, I will not humor you.

|| Hey, no, fuck off with this. No need to be an asshole. The writer is right, its not that hard.

“ Read my lips. I don't have my mutant powers, this isn't some dick measuring contest. you want to slag about some names that would probably vomit bile for you using them that way? fine. I'm still worth ten of you, and you know it.”

“ The Punch Dimension!? The Punch Dimension. Right, yeah, next time I see one of your kids, I'm making sure they hit you nice and hard in the gonads for me.”

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"I've been over myself for a long time. It's why I've always done what I've done. Slaved for the dreams of others. Don't make me send the Captain Britain Corps to the Punch Dimension, Jubilation."

“ " in the punch," dude — when you get over yourself, and you will, I will never stop bullying you about this. Ever.”

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"All of you will fold and collapse in the Punch."

“ Let's clear that up; they were plasmoids, explosive globules of energy. i was splitting adams while your hairs were graying. That was a long time ago. Older now, been around the block for a minute, I led the New Warriors. But, substance? a sidekick? I don't need to prove anything to you.”

[ She just fucking snorts. ] "My Queen, My Queen", dude you sound like a reddit incel. you aren't touching Britain, definitely not Otherworld. You face me? you face the multiverse of Captain Britains.

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Don't worry. Britain and Otherworld will fall quietly and without bloodshed. Unless you resist my Queen.

“ Well, given you're confused, I'll go out on a limb and assume we aren't from the same timeline. My Betsy stopped being Captain Britain when she shattered during the tournament of swords. Someone needed to pick up the pieces, that was me.”

𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 4mo ago

“I thought that was Betsy’s thing?”

“ dude, I'm Captain Britain, trust. I got this.”

𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 4mo ago

“That’s not… okay whatever, good. It’s barely enough but it should work.”

“ Yeah, duh. Red Triangle. Plus, Telepaths hate my brain. They can't read it. It's like static to them.”

𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 4mo ago

“Da. Do you know your psi-blocking techniques?”

'my queen and I are coming' yeah you, emma, and your full body condom should get a room

“ That's vague.”

𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 4mo ago

“It’s bad.”