Fear not, the Spruce Falls demo is on track for release this September! Since its inception the story is 287% more exciting, the lore is 412% more ridiculous, also we added punks. In the meantime, come to the Spruce Falls Diner. We have Milkshakes! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app...
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Frantically chugging the last fifth of whisky from the bottle and holding up a hand in the 'wait a second' gesture as the recycling van approaches at 6am
love defeating the final boss in a game and after an emotional 2 hour cutscene your play score pops up and some guy in a thick Boston accent yells "U GOT 200 EGGY BREAD POINTS" before dropping you back into an outro about grief
Screaming 'mandela effect!' because I wasn't paying attention to something my wife said
okay, if you know anything about John Muir you wouldn't draw him using binoculars.
CALLING ALL LOW BUDGET INDIE GAMES‼️ We're gathering games interested in participating in a "Low Budget, Big Heart" Steam Festival! 💰Self Published, Self Funded 🤏Under ~50k budget 🚫NO AI if you're interested in the festival sign up here: forms.gle/cndDrEf4rxiL... rts appreciated :)
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We're looking for interested developers of low budget games to participate in our potential steam festival! Self published/self funded games are also welcome. If your game had a development budget ov...
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Have we coined the term 'slop shipping' yet? Seems like most online shops are just that. I just want to make silly jokes online and now this
So sad! They cancelled the last football match because the football died during the game :(
the bartender slides a gun over to me "from the woman over there" I look over to see a beautiful lady sipping on a negroni. She catches my eye and does the 'gun to head' gesture, pretends to fire, and winks
my favourite type of youtube comment is on a game dev tutorial for something specific and technical. Let's say 'how to make a fire particle system that reacts to wind' and some clown replies with "can you do a tutorial on how to make Death Stranding 2 from scratch"
[moves my knight into place to corner the king] "check..." wife: don't- "...please."
hey bro, mind if I lick the inside of your airpods case real quick?
oops,just Freaky Friday'd with a bug. Hope I don't Learn Anything
In 2004 I accidentally swallowed my gfs tongue piercing and only just remembered. I hope it went somewhere good because I never saw it again. Probably fine, like eating shot in a cooked pheasant