if you only know me from bluesky/twitter im sorry i never post, its because i am writing for 50% of my life and its really hard to post that. heres proof
i realize social media is hard for me because i like talking to my friends. why post a thought when i can message a group chat. there was a time i had a decent following on twitter that would comment often on my posts and that was the most i ever posted, because i like talking to my friends
working on a book about a kindergarten teacher in 2009 whose only joys in life are teaching and hanna barbera cartoons and then she gets stalked by this freaky alien thing. her name is sally
do not put "jumbo" anywhere on your tampon packaging my pussy aint that big
once a day i see an artist i like and i want to dm them asking to be friends but i give myself 20 lashes and get back to work
sculpted him then smashed him into a little ball (not pictured)
I went out to trim the plants too close to things for the brushcutter to reach and accidentally disturbed this precious creature trying to molt. Fine, I'll do something else
