Decided to use my super discounted Hello Fresh coupon for this week & this absolutely slapped. I love a gingery sauce. 🫚🧡
Whitney 🏁
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. HAIL YOURSELF. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻 🩷💜💙
How am I just now learning the Jenner Beach murders got solved years ago? That is such a disturbing, unnerving case I’ve followed for years. I thought I had a Google alert set for any updates. Wow.
I had such a good day in court. After we adjourned, my new main judge called me into chambers. I was scared I was in trouble. She just wanted to inform she that she knew about the late transcript accusation from Monday. Won’t share details but she defended me & it made me so happy. 🥲
on recess in court rn and dreaming about what I’m gonna have for lunch omfg I’m so hungry 😭
I am sad again; this keeps happening at nightly lately. I used to numb this out. Too scared to take even half a trazodone tho having to wake up early again tomorrow. I don’t like feeling feelings. It’s uncomfortable.
I will never get over the My Pillow founder attributing his sleep issues to his pillow being uncomfortable & two seconds later sharing he was addicted to crack at this time like I’m so happy you’re sober now but it was def the crack keeping you awake babe let’s acknowledge the elephant here 😭
Mypillow Mike: Guess Wut Day It Is
Alt: Mike collecting his bag in sobriety
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Got this in the mail today. 🥲 Thank you, insurance, for saving me $11,895.73 but 3K is a big ask by August 27 lmao. 🙃
🎶 ‘Cause I don't give a fuck About you no more Give me back my hoodies or I'm kickin' down doors You weren't even pretty lookin' back and I'm sure You still miss me that's so funny🎶 [chorus has been stuck in my head all day helpppppp]
my most toxic trait when on the record is anytime I see a woman get indicted on a class A misdemeanor domestic violence charge I’m always like “ok lmao go off sis” in my head 😭
I am so fucking pissed off right now. The work sabotage is never-ending against me & I’m ending this shit. The next time my ex-mentors want to slander me I am emailing them & CCing every attorney involved, the clerk, the AOC, and my judge. Leave me the fuck alone. It’s been 8 months of this.
God I love my desk in this county and being alone in a courtroom while setting up. 🇺🇸🫡 Good morning, etc.
this morning I invite you all to turn to chapter 50: Cent 🎶”That’s why it’s clear I’m still here for a real reason ‘Cause he got hit Where I got hit BUT HE AIN’T FUCKIN’ BREATHING.” RAMEN 🙏🏻
I think it’s so funny when lawyers say “whomst” No better way to say “what the fuck are you talking about” professionally
I just checked my FB memories from today & it’s actually insane how much hotter I am now at 38 than 27. Not sure if it’s state of mind + a confidence thing but it’s jarring. You are talking to a baddie. Act accordingly.
Kind of sad/down all day. Cannot wait for my as-needed anxiety med to kick in so I can sleep. Excited to work in-person the rest of the week tho. Miss all my friends in this county + wanna catch up.
Eepy. 💤😴 Currently summoning all my strength to cook dinner as I’m starving + trying not to spend any extra money on food. In my “we got food at the house era” rn lmao.
all I have to do today is print off a transcript & drive to a neighboring county to deliver it but I am tired AND DON’T WANNA
🎶good in a glass good on green good when you’re putting your hands all over me🎶
How I feel every time I post on NextDoor to alert my neighbors I don’t speak to that a dog or chicken, likely theirs, is vibing in my yard.
While I’m feeling safe, I’ll share some progress: I haven’t put anything on the walls in my new-to-me house. I didn’t wanna ruin the paint, etc. But I recently hung the painting my brother got me for my housewarming, the one I didn’t let him come to, to avoid work conflicts. A big regret. 💔
One thing trauma therapy has helped me realize is that I’ve spent more than half of 2026 extremely exposed, vulnerable, and stressed professionally and personally. I was hospitalized in June & you can’t convince me in hindsight that out-of-control stress wasn’t the root cause of it.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen Vanilla Sky, I can’t remember if this is a shit post or not. I surely would’ve remembered this over, “I’ll see you in the next life when we’re both cats.” Made me laugh either way tho. 😅
@frontrowbrad.bsky.social thought of you tonight when proofing this rambling, tedious testimony about airplanes as you once asked me about my favorite airplane crashes aka the coolest question ever 😆✈️
I turn into such an overnight shift worker while on deadline. I prefer it because I get so much done when the world is calm and quiet. It works for my focus. But holy shit does it make me feel disconnected from nature & people when I fall asleep in the late morning, early noon.
Oscar rejecting Alpine in a tweet & being mistaken as a murderer (Oscar Pistorius) by a rogue fan in a viral post were the glory days of F1 Twitter.
mclaren news 🧡@mclarenf1news.bsky.social · 4d agoHappy 4 years to Oscar unannouncing his Alpine seat, and later joining McLaren! 🙂↕️ | #F1 #McLaren
I just noticed Iain has 16 eyes 👁️ in his username, which is very funny ngl.