If my posts made you smile, the book makes it worse, in the best way. Come and meet the foundling, the prophecy, and the administrative nightmare that binds them together. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 🪐📚

Final notice before the Bureau of Unread Books sends a sternly worded letter to your household. Read the book. Avoid the letter. Protect your weekend. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 📚🪐

If this book were a spell, it would be 'Summon Mild Chaos' Side effects include laughter, wonder, and suddenly caring about form completion deadlines. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 🪐📚

3 reasons to read Thomlin Jupp 1. A philosophical troll 2. Destiny 3. A suspiciously enthusiastic filing clerk #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 🪐📚 🔗 thomlinjupp.com

Read Thomlin Jupp before the Archivist files you under "Procrastinators". Issued by the Department of Destiny Management. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

Complete this sentence, "The quest failed when I forgot to..." Best replies will receive no prize, except honour, glory, and perhaps a mildly enchanted paperclip. #ComedyFantasy #BookSky 🪐📚💙

PUBLIC NOTICE: Any reader who has laughed at my posts is now provisionally classified as "Suspiciously Delightful" Appeals may be submitted in duplicate, with snacks. #BureauOfDestiny #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

This is your sign to read the fantasy novel where the prophecy is predictably unpredictable, the weather is dramatic, and the filing system is somehow sentient. #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 📚🪐 🔗 thomlinjupp.com

Reading Thomlin Jupp may cause, giggling, snorting, and mild existential paperwork. Consult your local wizard if handling paperwork persists for more than four hours. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #BookSky

"I laughed so hard I spilled tea on Form 27‑B. Worth it." Probably Someone Important If you enjoy fantasy, satire, and emotionally complicated stationery, Thomlin Jupp is waiting. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #BookSky 🪐📚

Today’s official notices from the Bureau of Destiny 1. Heroes must report all prophecies within 48 hours. 1/5 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

In this world, destiny arrives with a wax seal and a processing delay of 5 to 7 working days. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #FantasyWithForms #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

Describe your life as a fantasy quest using only administrative terms. I’ll begin: "Current objective, secure approval from the Council of Unread Emails before sunset." (Bonus points for including a dragon and a compliance audit.) 🪐📚 #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

The Archivist knows everything, remembers nothing, writes it all down anyway. If you ask one question, you get three answers, two footnotes, and a number. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

The Bureaucratic Dragon, breathes fire, and files complaints. Has hoarded great treasures, including all receipts, quills, and a legally binding stapler. 🥁 🪐📚 💙 #FantasyHumour #DragonProblems

If you are a fan of PTerry or Good Omens (either means both), then the Fable fool recommends watching the latest Good Omens 3.

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I really love seeing these little connections between the Good Omens and Discworld universes! #GoodOmens3Spoilers #GO3Spoilers

Thomlin Jupp, official bio (unapproved): A good lad in a strange prophecy with worse paperwork. Skills include; accidental heroics, polite panic, and signing forms without ever seeing them. #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky 🔗 thomlinjupp.com

A foundling. A prophecy. A filing cabinet. Only one of these is organised. Welcome to the mildly enchanted bureaucracy of Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling’s Follies. Come for the fantasy, stay for the administrative consequences. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

Some books whisk you away to magical realms. Thomlin Jupp hands you a clipboard first. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ThomlinJupp #FantasyWithForms #ComedyFantasy #BookSky 🪐📚

What’s the worst fantasy quest obstacle? - A dragon - A wizard - A cursed forest - A missing signature on page 4 of the license to travel to dangerous realms application form (Choose wisely. The Bureau is watching.) #FantasyHumour #BookSky 📚🪐💙

If this book had a smell, it would be "fresh parchment and mild panic." 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ThomlinJupp #BookSky #FantasyHumour

If you’ve ever battled a printer and lost, congratulations, you’re spiritually prepared for this book. #FantasyHumour #RelatableChaos #booksky thomlinjupp.com

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My book contains: • A philosophical troll • Destiny • Paperwork Two of these are fun. I’ll let you guess which. 🔗 thomlinjupp.com #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

Dragons doing tax returns. Heroes filling out Forms. If you like your fantasy with a side of bureaucratic chaos, meet Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling’s Follies. A prophecy, and a very confused foundling. Read it before the Archivist files you under 'Uncooperative'. #ComedyFantasy #ThomlinJupp #BookSky

Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling's Follies ⭐ Second Edition, Revised & Updated ⭐ Now available. Read the introduction on the website and buy it for all your friends and family, even those you rather like. No authorization permits required (yet). thomlinjupp.com #books #fantasy #comedy

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By firelight’s glow, let folly begin, Where Thomlin Jupp tumbles cheerfully in, Turn just one page, your chuckles will spark, Laughter will dance until the embers go dark. thomlinjupp.com First chapter available online now

If you like humour of the variety that emerges when you take the human condition, add fantasy elements, and let the whole thing marinate in absurdity until it achieves the perfect consistency of organized pandemonium... Immerse yourself Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling's Follies #booksky #fablefoolery

If you're expecting a straightforward tale of heroic derring-do, noble quests, and sensible protagonists who make reasonable decisions at appropriate times, then I'm afraid you've wandered into the wrong story entirely. You might want to try ...