I’m trying to figure out what’s going on lol
whatchyall dewin’
I’m trying to figure out what’s going on lol
whatchyall dewin’
I’m supposed to be typing my notes for work. But here I am
I’m in my bag wearing all the dresses I don’t typically wear to work
He has so much money and access but is missing a side toof?
People really think like this about Black .. 😭
I’m nice and friendly. I hold conversations and compliment people a lot. I smile and giggle.
What kind of “drunk” are you? I’m the sentimental one 😭 I always be wanting to tell everyone I love and appreciate them lol. I also pee a lot.
I’m a complimentary drunk. Telling people how pretty they are and how they’re my best friend and encouraging further drinking.
What kind of “drunk” are you? I’m the sentimental one 😭 I always be wanting to tell everyone I love and appreciate them lol. I also pee a lot.
The laugh that came out was so loud and ugly. Why would they do this?!
A backhand spring into the pentagon is insane.
My target audience = regular people who let others enjoy things and don't try to compose a word salad to change strangers' minds on the internet
Kids are ruthless. My 8 year old niece: “auntie BB, why don’t you have a boyfriend?” “I just haven’t found one yet, but that’s okay. He’s coming.” Niece: “…you should’ve found him already though…”
Mr. Krabs Spinning at Krusty Krab
ALT: Mr. Krabs Spinning at Krusty Krab
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Sometimes violence is the answer. Depends on the question.
Feet should never touch the ground
P. Diddy Piggyback Ride with Dave Chappelle
Alt: P. Diddy Piggyback Ride with Dave Chappelle
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The first time you show that woman you can pick her up now all of a sudden she wants to be picked up every day
I’m a lover girl. That will never stop. I love being ridiculous and whimsical.
I love Bubbles. She is me. When her ponytail got turned into fried chicken, she tore Townsville UP
Also. Bubbles is the one I ain’t fuckin with the most. She is unstoppable. indomitable. and when she’s enraged? There is no holding her in any realm. Nigga I’m GOODT I promise.
keep the oscar the grouch ass niggas away from me 🤧