Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they did last summer
please do not post the court transcripts of self-represented morons, I’ll waste my whole night reading that shit
we were doing an interview at power 97. and one of the other members of hut hut saw a “rockin the fields of minnedosa” poster and asked about it. and I told him it’s a festival for bad bands like three days grace, and it’s very important to the listeners of power 97
Heartwarming: Senior in front of you in line is using a debit card for the first time, apparently
praying on the plane then telling the guy sitting next to me i asked god to make it go down
I’m so excited for saga to finish its run in 2045
Do you ever think it’s weird that David McLaughlin’s Freep bio doesn’t include that he’s Executive Director of a group of AI-peddling CEOs calling themselves the “Task Force for Modernizing Government” that supposedly has the ear of the PM, when he’s writing about government?
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
listen pal there’s gonna be two hits. me hitting you, and Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) directed by Eilish and Big Jim Cameron
it’s really something that all around the world, at every level from our local municipal council to the “leader of the free world”, we’re governed by rapists and there’s nothing we can do about it
you know what might have helped in this situation? if the lying masked man pointing a gun at an innocent woman also had electro-shock gloves on
Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social · 2w agoVideo of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
so el-sayed’s narrow but LESS narrow victory wasn’t the left roaring back against the establishment?
every day I’m less convinced that raffi was calling the white house on his banana phone just to “have a chat”
cyberpunk 2077 NPC: the gig is in a chop shop next to gramsci burgers me: this game is actually really smart about capitalism and philosophy
let’s show those iranians why we don’t have healthcare (because we are stupid)
no two countries that both have a Spencer’s Gifts have ever fought a war against each other
the kids in my neighbourhood all got together and blocked the water features in the spray park, redirecting the pressure to just one nozzle, which we used to bisect the class crybaby like darth maul
there are a lot of musicians who started from the position of being a hot person, and transitioned into being a band. which is a good way to do it, if that was an option for me I would have done that
emily wilson should not have called chris nolan the n word
I love movies where lupita nyong’o plays twins and one is a murderer who doesn’t really talk