Barghest
@fae-hound-barghest.bsky.social
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Faithful... I suppose I'm faithful to my queen. Oh... wait, romance faithful. I have no experience, but I'd be faithful.
No it's fine, I'm not jealous Baobhan got a costume. [Is incredibly jealous.]
I fear I would crush someone if I tried to sleep on their lap, but I am happy to offer up my lap.
[The big dog is making all sorts of noise up and down the hall staring at anyone she notices.]
[She's transformed and is running up and down the halls.]
Please do not make fun of my queen for meowing, no matter how cute it sounded.
My Queen, if it makes you feel better, Lady Momiji calls me "Boobrgbreast"
[Holding up a whip.] Who are we torturing today, my queen?
Torture Tuesday.
She is a queen, no matter how attractive she may be. She hast standards.
I didn't realize my queen was talking about herself.
if fur thirty or forty or five hundred and myur not talkin about meatball meatball spaghetti pasghetti meatball spaghetti linguine ravioli
They really hate to see servants and masters that are shaped different, don't they?
At least my queen isn't doing anything like that... right? Right??? I should probably check on her just to be safe.