Uh oh, looks like Umbra forgot the number one rule of being both slutty, and short- if you needlessly harass construction workers, it becomes an obligation to use you like a fleshlight! :) It's.... a very specific rule, she might've just made it up. How long before she 'forgets' again?

1/3 Howdy y'all! Just a reminder that the midterms are coming up! I haven't been around a lot recently because I can no longer really access Bluesky outside of proxies, which is annoying, I just wanna look at porn on my phone, dammit! >:( That said, if you are eligible, and if you have the time-

WoW raid is cancelled for unfun reasons, I guess we're doing DS2 Seamless??? twitch.tv/evie_king

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CW- Mind control, because what else would it be?? Also featuring @eviebutnsfw.bsky.social Will Umbra ever learn? No, next question. 1/2

"Little" miss back problems

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www.gofundme.com/f/support-bl... I shared this a few months back, but it's kinda stalled halfway to its goal, so I wanna share it again. A friend of mine has been dealing with the costs from cancer treatment for a while, and they deserve to not have to worry about it. Please give if you can :)

Donate to Support Blair's Fight Against Cancer Costs, organized by Blair Cassidy

Heya, I'm Blair. I'm a non-binary person who's had their fair share of proble… Blair Cassidy needs your support for Support Blair's Fight Against Cancer Costs

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I have a critical announcement to make Boys with boobs. Boyboobs. Thank you for your time, and for coming to my TED Talk :3

they gotta get my ass off this boat

Summer's almost over, so a girl's gotta take advantage of the all the festivals and free food 💜

Summer of 26! Thanks to all the peeps that showed up! I had a blast of a time! :3~

Lucierena@lalalucierena.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Come hang and say hello! I'll be there for like, 2 hours or so! There might even be prizes >:3 Gonna be good :3

I'll also do this tomorrow :) see how many likes I have after work :3c 1 like = 1 fictional character I have a crush on! number 1 will not shock you!

Mesmerized Miqo@mezhmerized.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Oh. OH YEAH!!! I won’t be able to respond until later but… 1 like = 1 fictional character I have a crush on!

WoW raid night! We're definitely raiding tonight. Yep. 100%. twitch.tv/evie_king

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WoW raid night! We're definitely raiding tonight. Yep. 100%. | Streaming world of warcraft.

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Come hang and say hello! I'll be there for like, 2 hours or so! There might even be prizes >:3 Gonna be good :3

i'm so obnoxious around new friends like @radicalrevy.bsky.social lmfao (also discovered new mouth lighting tech yay :3)

UMAD Day 35! Actually, it was just a perfectly average sized walk. twitch.tv/evie_king

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UMAD Day 35! Actually, it was just a perfectly average sized walk. | Streaming final fantasy xiv online.

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"Do I need to spell it out for you?" F U C K M E

...What? #oc:level #nsfw

Got the wife a new swimsuit too @//u//@

The old "help me put on suntan lotion" move may be a classic, but it's a classic for a reason~

Happy Moonlight

hiiiii i'm still alive, just busy lately 💜 taking time to spoil my @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social when i can~

I guarantee you that absolutely none of you know what I'm cooking

don't have anything for today so here's some of my past favs 1) Starbound collab with @voidkaas.bsky.social on da bones 2) Back when i was only at 5 on the perma counter... 3) Aaaaand a gpose memorializing my 6th perma heheh

UMAD Day 29! Wherein our hero realizes she lost count at the start of this week and fixes the number accordingly twitch.tv/evie_king

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UMAD Day 29! Wherein our hero realizes she lost count at the start of this week and fixes the number accordingly | Streaming final fantasy xiv online.

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Yes I am puppy, what gave it away? :)

Wow, BSKY having a whole 'give bigots your identifying information if you live in Texas' rule has really inhibited my ability do anything on this site, cuz I use mobile a lot, and I don't know about a mobile client yet. Sorry for the absence, been majorly depressed and also on Warframe for a while

A quick little thing I put together featuring @eviebutnsfw.bsky.social, as most of my work does. Another picture of 'before and after', Umbra's concept vs the execution. Also I know the first picture has a text error, I dunno how I didn't catch that while editing it.

I'm sorry for the lack of... well, anything and everything over the past month, irl circumstances got pretty bad for a while and I'm only just barely starting to be functional again. I dunno when gposes will return, hopefully sometime soon, but I'm still very much in recovery mode at the moment

I love pf sometimes :)