If you're not living everyday to maximize shareholder value, then are you truly alive?
Mac is totally fine right now. Totally.
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I'm Macario Reyes. Fil-Am Comics & Manga Writer. Ball of Anxiety. Geriatric Millennial. Purveyor of Cringe. Will never use AI. Read my comic: The Good, the Bad, & the Magical Girl @ https://namicomi.com/t/iJn75zNU
Me, desperately trying to get all my anime-adjacent friends to watch "Goodbye, Lara": It's so good-- I MEAN, LOOK AT IT!
sayonara lara punch
Alt: sayonara lara punch
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Me: "I'm worried people will think my writing is AI generated." Friend: "Don't take this the wrong way, but no one would ever assume something with so many typos and dropped words was made by AI." Me: "❤️"
I refused to cheer for the colonizers, but I am so glad to see Argentina lose.
Leandro Paredes with a red card after the final whistle
Friend: "You watching the World Cup, too?" Me: "Yeah... sort of..."
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? (I am so old.)
The Iron Giant Salutes
ALT: The Iron Giant Salutes
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Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Daemons of the Shadow Realm is out here just choosing violence.
The perfect video game doesn't exis-- oh, wait..
I made most of friends in my 30s, and I have no idea how that even happened. Something might be wrong with them...
surely nobody asked this before :o)
Started writing again. (This is a cry for help)
Lindsey being reported dead before Mitch feels like Death is opening card packs, and getting ultra rares they weren't really looking for.
Mitch AND Lindsey?!? Let's keep going!
If there's one thing young women would benefit from being taught more, it's option selects.
If you know, you know (and part of me feels bad that I know).
I yearn for the innocent days when I didn't understand what copay and insurance deductibles were.
My sister and nephew just texting me that living in the countryside is better than city life, but their frame of reference is from being in deepest NJ is making my head hurt.
Are we actually entering a "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario? This timeline is so dumb.
Republicans may be running out the clock on disclosing whether McConnell is even alive, purely so a filing deadline slides past and Thomas Massie can't grab the seat. A man's actual mortality reduced to a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power.
There's a chance that we could have the funniest Fourth of July ever...
I grew up thinking it was totally normal that none of your family or relatives genuinely cared about your art or hobbies.
If you're a creative person, do you have friends and family that actually care about anything you make?
The Knicks win ONE championship and the entire NBA goes insane in response.
Need to come clean and admit that I've been watching the World Cup games exclusively through vtuber watchalongs.
Me: "On the bright side, there's nothing else that can happen to upset me." My 50-gal aquarium: "Surprise! I've decided to leak water all over the floor! Have fun with that."
The worst part of my brain is how it's ruled by a weird Law of Emotional Conservation, where every positive feeling I experience must be met by an equal but opposite one.
Supportive friend: "How is it possible for you to be so patient and empathic towards people who can't function during burnout and depression, but still won't offer yourself the same grace when you're going through it?" Me: "I'm just built different."
Me, thinking about spending over ONE THOUSAND dollars on a Steam Machine: "Maybe THIS will fix everything for me."
My Mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish KAT is a vibe Knicks won it in FIVE