whenever i played house as a kid i was always the dog #telling

when i was born i was birthed into lake superior and i skipped like a rock to the other side where i was then taken in by a canadian ttrpg tribe and they tought me how to be queer and drink at a young age

i love to bonk myself in the head over and over with empty 2 litre soda bottles

morning plan is eating this and then fucking dying

eating these dog treats rn and every 5 minutes i break out of a trance of eating them and look down at my crumby hands like i had killed someone but then i look back at the bag and realize that i kinda liked what it felt like so i repeat the cycle

michael prank on my mom

looked out my window and saw it... i thought i was crazy

falsertaine special 2 corn tortilla mozzer cheese seasoning (italian, garlic salt/powder, ground cinnamon" slices of turkey (optional) 8 minutes air fryer and BOOM

what P-2: WAIT OF THE WORLD does to a SUPREME MACHINE... bent v1 :(

accidentally ate dog treats they taste really good, i will continue

etched this into the ground with a pencil... a slight peek into my nefarious undertakings

me and my #webfishing friends art by me #pixelart

invisible ufo

this guy doesnt know i have a boxing glove trap behind the door

lowkey wanna get tapeworms but not for weightloss i jsut want to make sure my body is an ecosystem for some kind of percievable creature yaknow

hello, im falsertaine.. here is where ill post stuff that im proud of, or random thoughts that i have. im a subpar creator of music, pixel art, and video games. im a big fan of media like movies, music, or video games. my dms are open for now, and my discord is the same name i have here. woah!