Chris

@famouschrisdavis.bsky.social

1. There ain't no father to his style. 2. Now *Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Then *Buffalo, NY. 3. The only thing that can save us now is a vast redistribution of wealth

Watching Bill Belicheck lose really brings us together as a nation. Whether you can’t stand fascists, cheaters, homewreckers, a guy who won’t let the Patriots scouts into the building or just a dude who’s getting paid too much while they defund his college, he brings something for everyone.

I get that only people over 60 watch network TV, and they have to make shows just for them, but the pilot episode of Newlyweds might be the worst 22 minutes of television I've seen in a very long time. Every single joke seemed like it was written in 1992. #TVHotTake

Deleted instagram from my phone and locked myself out of Facebook a week ago. Only following 24 people on here. The urge to scroll is still there. I can only do so many crossword puzzles.

Just signed up for new contact lenses that will cost almost two months’ rent. The world had better show me some really good shit in a few months, because the blurry version I’ve lived in for a decade has been pretty disappointing.

I finally unpacked my bottle of Japanese "guilty soda." NOPE. It's got 99 flavors and a whole bunch of sugar. I'm going to wait until I'm under 100kg to drink it. One must have goals.

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I watched a video where a woman ate a cheesecake by digging a hole in it with a spoon. It took almost strength, not to throw my television out the window. It made me so irrationally mad.

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Took a sick day yesterday to get work done and see the doc about blood test results. Then I managed to royally fuck my back while just sitting on the couch. Taking another sick day today to see the doc again about how I hurt myself on my last sick day. Being old is fun!