Aidan Fitzmaurice

@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social

I write comedy and kid's stuff & also do various workshops with people of all ages. Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, Ranger Rae, The Skewer, News Quiz, Now Show & more 2024 - 2027 Arts Council Ireland YPCE Bursary https://www.aidanfitzmaurice.com/

I lose it a bit when I try figure out what the Gardaí are telling us with their Bank Holiday operation stats. Yes, we know people are driving recklessly, instead of patting yourselves on the back for a few days enforcement, you've just broadcast how little is being done the rest of the time

Mike McKillen@mikemckillen.bsky.social · 3h ago

Does this level of law breaking by drivers not suggest that we need Garda operations such as this one on a 24/7 basis & not just at bank holidays? "Between the period of Thursday 30 July – Tuesday 4 August 2026, a total of 169 people were arrested for driving under the influence of an intoxicant,

Hey guys, Ive been working on some ways we can help improve Bluesky together, and I've hit upon the perfect plan. What we need is: Less likes on posts about a radio I didn't make More likes on posts about the kids radio show I did make

Me when my phone throws a compilation of the kid's birthdays at me, titled "happy memories": ok that's pretty nice I guess Me when my phone throws a compilation of cat pictures at me, titled "cuddles and purrs": YES, MORE, MORE!

When someone like Rod Liddle dies, it's fun to watch journalists try praise him, without mentioning all that stuff he used to say. Like watching Lenny try explain why he should keep his job without using the letter E

Lenny in the Simpsons, about to be fired, unless he can explain why he shouldn't be wiothout using the letter E