Fapshots
@fapshots.bsky.social
Small-Time Cult Leader looking to expand. Mid-20s M. pondus lucrando non aequat pulchritudinem amittendi
Can all my favorite lead singers from childhood stop outting themselves as - at best - total fucking lameass losers? Please...
zoey 🧀🎼@zoey.dog · 9h ago"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dude
After a long day's actual-work, then some meeting with one of Daf's teachers, a gal just wants to eat~
Akwardhardon@awkwardhardon.bsky.social · 8mo agoMore women oughta do it
Near-perfect Blonde | Perfect Blonde. Remember the difference~
Fapshots@fapshots.bsky.social · yesterdayLatina and near-perfect blonde; a hot redhead never stood a chance...
This EP in-full seems to not exist online, which is annoying because 1) its name rules (The Young and Defenceless), and 2) This is one of FFAF's best songs. If it was from a proper album, it's the defining single even against their other best works. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUdy...
Funeral For A Friend - Serpents In Solitude
YouTube video by Aleks Medakovic
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"Wanna go recreate the opening heist in Uncharted 4, but in real-life?" YES!
Marriage is upgrading your partner from a mini fridge to a full-size fridge, with the promise of a larger double-door fridge years down the line. - see Olivia Jhensen for further details
"What are you doing up at 4:42 AM?" Looking-at and writing-about FAT CHICKS, as you do~
Saw a web-comic on reddit that - under every page - said "Full citations in Patreon" and I've never seen something like that before. Bafflingly stupid. The people who'd want to check your sources won't want to pay you for the ability to do so. "Site your sources" "Pay me for them" Fuck off...
Yeah that's gonna be an Insta-Block... "MDNI" meaning "Minors, do not interact" when bro, your kink is rooted pretty fucking entirely in grooming. Jesus fucking Moses...
Whoever organized this should be imprisoned for crimes against teaching... At no point is there any visual indicator to add the 3mil
Found an Ashley Graham armpit pic collage on a forum. Figured I'd share it.
Why has "poop from a butt" become one of the go-to insults on the internet now? To the point where I see actual adults using it semi-regularly? Like do y'all not feel like a fucking toddler when you say that?
Yeah I'd suck Mercede's co... championship. I meant to say Championship.
A game with "boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing" as the ending to its description is being decried by idiots on reddit and twitter and probably here and just... Idk, it looks kinda dumb, but it's harmless. store.steampowered.com/app/4513480/...
Scarlet Skips on Steam
Jump jump jump as much as you can in this silly 1-button Rogue-Like about skipping rope! Power up your jump ropes to help Scarlet jump higher, survive longer, and reach absurdly high scores! boing boi...
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I've been making a point of this for the past few years and it's done me well. Used to do this when I did TKD, and people my own age would get really weird about me saying shit like "You do that Kata really well." Compliments should be part of daily life. Positivity breeds positivity.
Trans Hatred gets turned into the hatred of all women so fucking fast and not enough women realize it. If you're not conventionally "Womanly" by the standards of the people that hate trans people, you'll be "accused" of being trans. Hunter Schafer is making people forget that tall women exist.
Equating Fatness to being a slob is one of the most effective bits of hate-marketing. I'm using Kelly Brook pics bc I saw the whole "I'm not into obese women; I could never date a slob" shit under a post that had these four pics. It's been a trope for as long as I can tell, and it just makes no-
