All porn can be orientation play porn if you headcannon the characters sexualities in the right (wrong?) way. #NSFW
FarFromTheTree
@farfromthetree.bsky.social
🔞as a general rule Writer of both erotic fiction, and random shitposts
Someone is going through my twitter page and liking all of my orientation play posts and seeing the notifications is reminding me of some pretty good older posts.
Tenko and Himiko having their brains removed and getting turned into a pair of brainless giggly lesbian bimbo bunny sluts. Constantly reminding customers that their ears are the white things on the top of their heads; those holes on the side are just more receptacles for cock!
Lesbian Super Hero with super speed powers constantly sneaking away from her civillian girlfriend while they're on a date to go have sex with men. She can get a full on creampie from a complete stranger in the time it takes for her girlfriend to quickly glance down at her phone. #NSFW
Everyone's joking about the Fire Emblem gun nun for being silly because their minds are too small to see that this singular change opens up an incredible new world of Fire Emblem gun kink porn
Dangan Ronpa is absolutely a Gooner game because it first became popular in the west due to a let's play on the SomethingAwful forums
Mahiru photo shoot 📸 (4/4) The shoot is over, but the night is still young...
I haven't even reached Turn Left yet but i cannot get the phrase "Never before have so many been bored by such unmitigated dross" out of my head. For context the thing that got me watching dr who was "guess the episode by the 1 star review" videos and that is from a review of Turn Left
Man i love waking up at 2 am and puking my guts out. The day i have a doctor's appointment. And thus already don't have work so can't even use this as an excuse to call out.
Okay i dont know what just happened. I was trying to rip the final DVD of Tennet's era, trying to properly label all the video files. Somehow, The specials got all mixed up with each other, and I have Planet of the Dead and Waters of Mars but neither End of Time episode??
Next time I sit down to watch Dr who.... River Song, baby!!!!!!!
Watching The Doctor's Daughter and i swear to god the cloning machine thing they used to make Jenny makes a noise that is used in something elae but i just cannot place it.
Last night i was trying to access my banking app and i couldn't remember my password, and the only password recovery option was via text. I put in my phone number, triple checked it was correct, but i just never got the texts. Guess who i received 7 messages from this morning?
[Renders] The Investigation Team went on a trip to an Island Resort...these two have been CRAVING some alone time~
The store where i work if it was written by gooseworx: (Isn't She Lovely came on the store speakers earlier)
Playing through VLR right now and I desperately need there to be more art of her
I don't know if i've ever commented this before bit i've definitely thought it. Just based on outfit design, Aether looks like a protagonist and Lumine looks like a villain. I don't know how to specifically describe it but they just give off those vibes.
Is there a reason why streaming services love dropping entire seasons of shows at once for binge watching? Clearly releasing them weekly would require a customer to keep their subscription going for months to see the whole thing and thus would be much better for business, right?
Swordstorm build is pretty okay so far, but i desperately need corrupted blood immunity. If you hit an enemy that inflicts corrupted blood with Swordstorm there is no healing flask on earth that can save you (unless it cures corrupted blood but mine doesn't)
There's just something so hot about handjobs in porn. #NSFW
Reposting my kyoko bunny girl for #bunnyday #danganronpa