little known fact—the guy who invented soup also invented shaving your mustache
Farmdaddy
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huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah
dang, running out of audiences who understand Highlander references
gonna need you to watch “Far and Away” before we can have an intelligent discussion regarding kidman or cruise’s body of work, much less the arrogance of rich folk entitlement
i’m not saying marching bands need to update their uniform designs but yes i am saying that
can’t satisfy a hustler. kind of the reason they’re like that. reformed hustler, myself—that young bull/old bull bit is actually about the same cow
sh-shhh…drunk me told you secrets you need to keep to yourself now, hon
that feeling when your mother in law’s new ride makes yours look due for an upgrade
when it comes to receiving from others, i’m well past my wtf am i gonna do with this bullshit and well on to my tyvm for this gesture of sacrifice phase
where can i get me some of whatever Mitch McConnell is talking?
sorry—i’ve had to sit and chat with too many everyday, embrace your own ugly, people in my many days (plus hats exist) to NOT laugh at that rug on your head. i’ll see myself out
a bit shortsighted (on purpose? idk)—-many MANY other bank accounts get negatively affected as well. He has quite the dilemma, but that doesn’t make all this his fault. billionaire erotic massage enjoyer Mr KKKraft is right there, but as advocates we’re busy taking swipes at Ed Sheeran?
Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · 2w agoMacklemore revived his career and is going to be legend. Sheeran, worth nearly $400 million, destroyed himself culturally because he was too afraid to speak out against billionaires and Israel's genocide.
Big Laundry: dry detergent Consumers: sometimes it clumps on the clothes BL: liquid detergent C: love it, well even put little compartments for it in all the machines BL: dry detergent in a pod
holy fuck, some of y’all don’t understand your own religion
every day i have to interact with other people, i am ever so subtly reminded how i kinda hate most people
September is lawnmaxxing month (unless you didn’t put in the work this year, nerd)
“i’m gonna be honest with you” = “i’m gonna be awesome with you”
told my kids all about fight club so now maybe we can be a little more serious when i say “don’t tell your mom”
kinda scary your body can just decide to stop doing all the things and you’re like, oh shit how do you take the heart off autopilot for a minute?
sure you could do the dishes in just fifteen minutes, but what next—vacuum in ten? sweep in five? clean a toilet in two? take out the garbage? crazy talk.
i have a son who believes someone else shouldn’t have to lose in order for him to win. i pnder same every time i hear “imagine”
lotta folks don’t know how much better oily peanut butter tastes on a ritz than a saltine for dinner, and their tales of “poverty” tend to be the tell
no haunted houses exist in Australia because enough scary things live there as to negate the need to invent stupid shit to be afraid of