Farmthis
@farmthis.bsky.social
Blender artist and occasional writer. Axed twitter, rebuilding here.
Putting the O in cardio. The "handlebars" have a magnet that holds them shut until a preset distance or time has been met. Set the desired fluid weight in the canister, and get pedaling! Custom handlebars and seat can attach to a standard exercise bike. Male option exists.
Ugh. Fine. I'll upload the videos when the servers calm down but I don't like posting mysterious photos without explanations.
Not sure if people like progress shots anymore--But this saddle machine and straitjacket combo is coming along. Lots of roughness in the animation but the main themes are in and just needs some adjustment and details in the motion.
progress on test prints. A few flaws and some detail loss, but moving nearer to 3D models that I am comfortable releasing.
Questioning why we can't have this sort of low-profile belt-mounted machine. Even if it can only manage a few RPMs.
Straitjackets Don't have to restrict everything. In fact, they shouldn't.
As the pleasure-hungry object grinds and thrusts, it suffers the consequences of its self-gratification. After all, the Nulge was never intended to deny pleasure, exactly--just contain. To remove from outside consideration.
Chess set progress. Finding flaws and working iteratively to iron them out back in Blender.
Won the latest local chess tournament! First place with 6 wins and one loss. My lifetime chess winnings has crossed over into THREE FIGURES of public library-sponsored gift cards. Retirement in sight.
Put the ball on the conveyor and put it through the squishy mystery box! It probably comes out the other side without *any* changes.
I have stolen the "wooden" horse from the bishop to give the knight something to ride. Grind? I think it feels appropriate but it does now require a further bishop rework as I move on.
Well, *I* can play chess with it. In blender. Still optimizing the pieces. Cutting down the vertices by about... oh... a million.
The bishop now has a new seat so you can see she's not floating.
Rook is now securely belted. And other small leg fixes and such.
Due to a surge in interest... I'm revising and cleaning up all the chess pieces to move toward 3D-printable meshes. Starting with the pawn. Small changes. Fixed "holes" in the mesh, gave her a messy mesh hair.
Desert planets, man. It's always the desert planets that offer the strangest choices to the lost explorer.
Meet PLORP. PLORP doesn't behave in Blender. PLORP is a very unruly cloth simulation.
I guess... I didn't post this last one here. Man it's hard to keep track of stuff.
I probably could have just waited and posted these as a batch; sorry about this slow drip of renderings today. Not sorry about the pun.
