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yesterday: can't view Twitter logged out today: can't view Twitter logged in tomorrow: they put a tarp over the building so you can't view it even if you're standing right in front of it

just remembered that time when my wife was in labour and another expectant father was watching family guy, full volume, in portrait mode. while his wife was having contractions

people talk about kids getting too much screen time but 90% of people who have ever lived would think technology is just humanity discovering literal magic you DON'T want your kid using magic???

now is the perfect time to bully @aoc.bsky.social into introducing legislation that mandates social media platforms have to build a tagging system where users self-flag their posts as paid political/product endorsements FTC and FEC have totally dropped the ball here

always trips me out when someone almost hits you with the exact part of their car that's already damaged wonder what I would look like if all my mistake patterns manifested physically on my body