Halfway to ninety. Looking sexy. I'm in my prime. Gonna eat homemade bechamel lasagne, get high as hell, and play TOTK.
Everything I do on Mother's Day I do with the mother of my children in my mind and that, to me, is when I'm my favorite version of myself. I'm lucky enough to have great moms in every one of my circles, and you are all rad as hell. You make (and have made me) the dude I am. ❤️
Guy who heavily and correctly uses Cockney rhymes but has a thick, authentic Kentucky drawl.
sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war
Bourdain: "The average Ohioan would wet his pants, renounce Christ, and shrivel into an inert pile of decomposing refuse if faced with the punishing flavors of this family-favorite meal among the pure-hearted population of this Central American paradise." (It's a big sandwich.)
It's a goddamn travesty that the big MOMOA and BAUTISTA cards aren't followed by an even bigger ROOT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7oU...
THE WRECKING CREW Trailer (2026) Jason Momoa, Dave Bautista
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True leadership is a willingness to stay by the fire and let anyone sit beside it if they need it.
"6-7" is gonna be exactly like "yo[ur] m[ama/om]." For the rest of your life you're going to hate it, but you're going to say it.
My friends are cooler than your friends. I dunno, unless you're also friends with @hijinksensue.bsky.social. He's pretty cool and has a lot of friends.
My first day in an actual office for years, we just got started, and I need to shit.
My mom cleaned out my childhood bedroom and threw away my Gordon Gartrell.
I can't tweet this where it belongs because of the massive cyber attack, but I need it out there now: Sitting in my kid's martial arts class. I have to shit, and my stomach just gurgled so loud that I may as well have just blasted ass during a very quiet demonstration.
A WEIRD @alyankovic biopic sequel where he mistreats Victoria Jackson on the set of UHF the way Kubrick didn't do to Shelley Duvall.
Drinking for Dad at an Irish pub on his birthday. I've never actually seen MK: ANNIHILATION. What's the consensus on Lambert vs Remar?
F: Zappa A: Apocalyptica R: Rush R: R.E.M. I: Indigo Girls S: Spinal Tap
BILL RYAN@faceyouhate.bsky.social · 2y agoB: Band, The I: ??? L: [checks Wikipedia list of punk band names that begin with "L"] Love Equals Death L: [ibid] Ludichrist
He has no idea what any of this means, but he's entranced and keeps reading it.
My daughter loves when I pronounce it Chappelle (as in Dave) Ro-anne.
If the pharmacy closes while you're in line you are legally allowed to go in the back and take whatever pills you want.
I would use wake-words on devices a lot more if they were customizable. "Hey bitch, set a 6 minute pasta timer."
Advent calendars are proof that Jesus is one of those "it's my birthday month!" people.
This place doesn't seem like the right spot for my dick and fart joke catchall, but the old place is damn near useless now.
