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@fartholomewjohnson.bsky.social
*beat boxes wetly my name is fart and I’m here to play harmonica and other instruments in a mediocre way
*sitting at home on my lunch break from work man I can’t wait to go home
discovery channel fucked up with shark week. it’s become a shell of the spectacle it once was what they shoulda done was showcase a different animal species every year octopus week weasel week BEAVER WEEK the possibilities are endless
stop making nerds famous just because they’re sassy
Hunky Kong@thepaleape.bsky.social · 6d agoken jennings was mormon this whole time? and people thought he was cool?
an old lady thanked me for playing harmonica on my break today 🤗
fart@fartholomewjohnson.bsky.social · 2w agoI thought I’d have fun posting my little harmonica videos here, but seeing them go unwatched just makes me feel pretty bad so I think I’m gonna stop doing that
in my culture the hairy chicharrón is the lucky chicharrón
I’m farting up a storm and it looks like you forgot your umbrella