Liddle nummy buggy fwend Why is yoo all so shy? Yoo not needs to hide fwom me I comes to tell yoo hai Liddle nummy buggy fwend Why not yoo come to play? It be safe inside my tum In dere, yoo be ok #CheddarPoetry #BugFwend #ITwyDiggyDemOut #ButDeyJusHideMor #DeyShy #EmptyTummy
Cheddar
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Wif my paynt I sits all pwoud Wif gwate big forse I RAWRR all loud All da zoms And monsters too Dey get so skared Dey run and poo #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #FearseZombeeDedder #ISkareDemAllAway #IProtekEberybuddy #DeyPooCuzDeySoSkared
Fearse and hamsum Lofe of cheez Baking in da sun Westing in da shade Waching all da birdies Waching all da bugs Until my tummy gwumbles I go inside for snak #MeltyMeltyHotHot #FiggyFoundHisSordIInBakYard #HeBwingItToFwontYardWareWeBe #HePlayForeberWifIt #DenHeForgetItOnStep
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Sam Mindy is live drawing Cheddar
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Silly Figgy plays in gwass As mama twies to mow Wen da mama comes his way Da Figgy, he not go Figgy kwouches, twies to hide And mama comes to stop Den da Figgy sings a song Away he kwikly hop #CheddarPoetry #LongGwassFun #MamaFindedFiggysSord #HeHappyWenHeGetItBak #HeLostItAgen
Sumtimes it importint To stop and smell da flowers Maybe gib dem likky And put dem in yor mouff And if dere bee on flower No puts dem in yor mouff Eben tho dey nummy And happy in yor tummy #BeesBeNummyFwends #NoEatsBeesTho #DeyHalpMakeNoms #IDunnoHowButDatsWatMamaSes
Mama gos in lawndwee room So Figgy gos to see He finds his sord behind da dor Eksited lots he be! Later on, we gos outside Den Figgy gos bak in He runs out wif sord in mouff And one big happy gwin #CheddarPoetry #HePlayWifSordOutside #HeRunAwoundWifIt #ButDenHeForgetItOutside
Mama gets da vakoom But me, I not has skared I clime up on da cat twee And I get all pwepared Da vakoom be all hungwee Dey eats up all da dirt I wach it bery closely So nobuddy gets hurt #CheddarPoetry #ITeechFiggyNotToBeSkared #SockySesVakoomEatsKittys #ButMamaSesItNot
Figgy, all so silly He roll awound on step He sings a liddle song And den he gibs a blep He act like liddle baby Cuz baby he all be And den he roll off step So he can follow me #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAllBaby #ButDatOk #IProteksHim #IStillTwiesToTeechHimHowToBeBigBoy
Gess wat!!! I kissed da Socky And I kissed her on da hed She not eben growl at me Or twy to smak me ded Mama saw and she went awww Den Socky walked away I has gwate big happy now Dis be a lots good day #CheddarPoetry #IKissedDaSocky #SockyNeberLetsMeKissyHer #OnlyFiggyGetsTo
Sumone barfed on mama's bed On da sheet By da pillow Mama saw and mama skweeked It not me It not Fig Mama stand dere, hands on hed Walks away Not comes bak #SillyMama #IFinkedItWasChewy #ITelledMamaDis #ChewyNotGetInTrubbleTho #AtLeastItNotPoopy
It be beddytime Da room be dark A buzzing in da room A skeeto on da loose! Mama turns da lite on She gonna ded da skeeto CHOMP! Figgy, he starts chewing He cach da skeeto in his mouff Wifout getting up Still lying on da bed A good nite snak #MeAndFiggyEatAllDaNummySkeetos
In da gwass I found a bee And I desided it for me I noe dat bees, dey not for eat But dey make such a nummy tweat! I ses hallo, I ses dey snak But wen I bite, dey bite me bak! I let dem go, away dey fly I not maked fwend, I not noes why #CheddarPoetry #Bee #DeyNotWannaBeFwends
Fweshy water In outside bukkit I has a dwink I fills my tum Socky comes She has sum too I is good I shares all nice I looks to mama Makes shur she sees A good boy me Sharing wif Socky #BukkitWater #OutsideWater #NummyWater #ISharesNice #SockyNotHitMe #IGladSheNotHitMe
Figgy found a birdie Den he pikked it up to hold He gibbed it to da mama But da birdie limp and cold Mama told him he was good She pat him on da hed Figgy did not understand His birdie fwend was ded #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesBirdieMaybeGotDeddedInDaStorm #HeAllWet #FiggyPwoud
It be hot Den sky got mad It maked a storm All big and bad But I not skared I stays on gard As flashys flash And rain falls hard #CheddarPoetry #Storm #DaHotMakedMamasHedHurtAgen #SheAwakeTilSunbeamWakedUp #IProtektsHer #IProteksEberybuddy
It be lots hot No trubble I make I lies in da gwass And slowly, I bake I smells all da happy I looks to da sky Den I gos inside So dat I not fwy #CheddarPoetry #TooHotOutside #FiggyNappyInShade #ChewyWentToPuppysHousAgen #SheLookingForPuppy #SheHasSadCuzPuppyNotDere
Mama calls for Figgy And da Figgy sings he heer Atop da gate da Figgy sits Den turns to show his rear #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWasWachingMamaInDwibeway #HeNotGoOnRoof
Sunbeam make A sunny spot I rolls awound It nice and hot Wen melt sets in Da shade I seek Den under shwub I spy and peek #CheddarPoetry #SunbeamHotToday #INotWantsToTurnIntoPuddil #DenMamaGottedBadHurtyHedAgen #NoFair
Sunbeam goed to bed to sleep But sky still be awake Flashy flashes, bangy bangs And rain maked hous all shake Waching storm, I stay on gard Until da sunbeam rise Now I has a tired lots I close my sleepy eyes #CheddarPoetry #FunderStorm #IMakesShurEberybuddySafe #PwettyFlashys
Silly Figgy play a game Called cach me if yoo can Wen da mama sed to come He giggled and he ran In da neybor's yard he go And kwikly climed da twee Den da mama chased him bak As Fig singed happyly #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DenFiggyGotDaSkoopForInside #INotTeechedHimDat
Mama, she not feeling well Her hed, it hurts a lot Eben tho I wants to play To leeb her side, I not Purring soft, I cuddles close Until it time for snak After tummy be wefilled To west, I takes her bak #CheddarPoetry #CuddleFerapy #HurtyHedKeepsComingBak #INotLikesDat
Figgy cot a dwagonfly He twot awound all pwoud He gib it to da mama As he sing all happy loud Den I come, I gwab his pwize And to da gwass I run I eats da nummy dwagonfly And kwunch it til it done #CheddarPoetry #Dwagonfly #Figgy #MamaSedItNotNiceToEatFiggysPwey #IFinksItNummy
Eberyday Sints munnyday Da mama hads A hurty hed Yesserday She not get up She sleep all day And be no fun But I be good I cuddles close I takes care of her Til she all better #HurtyHed #Mygwaine #NotFair #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #IStaysCloseToMamaAllDay
Bwekky time Bol of milk It be mine But I must wait Pose all cute Weach and cwy I wants now But I must wait Finally Dat milk be mine Dwink it up Tummy full #ILuvsMilk #MamaTakesForeberToHabBwekky #SheSesBePayshint #INotLikePayshint
Silly Figgy He keeps jumping ober fence To go in puppy's yard Cuz puppy not be dere He not allowed But he still go He plays in da gwass He clime da twee Wen mama go gets him He runs to her and sings He be in lots trubble But he be all happy #SillyFiggy #HeBeBadAndNotLissen
Sunbeam shines on me Warming my fur So dat I shine too I can smells da sunbeam I can smells da summer I luvs da smell Of Happy I tastes da air I close my eyes Reddy for nap Under sunbeamy blanky #Happys #Sunbeam #Summer #HappySunbeamNappy #INotWeallyNapTho #IJusCloseMyEyes
Follow mama Paw da mama Gwab da mama Bite da mama! Kiss da mama Lik da mama Luv da mama Bite agen! #BitesMeanLuv #ILuvsMamaLots #DenISeesDaFiggy #IChaseDaFiggy #IPounceDaFiggy #IWesslesDaFiggy
Mama sorting liddle peeses Fig ses he can too Figgy finks he good at halp But halp he dos not do All he dos is make a mess He purrs and has lots fun Mama hab a fussystwate She glad wen he be done #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeSitOnDaPilesMamaMaked #MamaSillyToo