They're a bit of a storm. They're being around for that long calmly was suspicious. #fastprompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you ever walk into a diner And smell something suspicious, Just remember that's Larry, The cook Prolly never wears deo. Your 5th prompt is: "suspicious" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

#fastprompt The cuisine at the diner at the end of our street is barely one star. The coffee is weak, the wait staff is slow and indifferent, the cook learned his trade in prison. Nothing suspicious here! We swear on the grave of our last customer.

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It was honestly how normal he was that drew our attention No one can maintain a routine that mundane for that long. It was suspicious. Any one thing would have been fine but all of it together was too ordinary. The more we looked into his life, the more bodies we found. I wish we had remained blind

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you ever walk into a diner And smell something suspicious, Just remember that's Larry, The cook Prolly never wears deo. Your 5th prompt is: "suspicious" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

he wasn't doing anything suspicious because I already knew what his deal was. thing was, he should have been more worried about me. and no one would suspect. #fastprompt 246:5

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you ever walk into a diner And smell something suspicious, Just remember that's Larry, The cook Prolly never wears deo. Your 5th prompt is: "suspicious" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

The worrywart department works to cheers. #fastprompt

#fastprompt Cheers to you! Cheers to me! Cheers to everyone In this crazy world! Lift up your glasses And drink to good fortune! Except Steve. We all know what you did!

Dudu Bubu: Cheers with Drinks

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I can hear their cheers below as I pace anxiously waiting my turn. a metallic kerchunk and a oooo and an ahhhh then it was my turn to mount the gibbet. #fastprompt 246:4

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

We're not traditional here. We'll say cheers with whatever we have In our hands... Drinks. Coffees. Burgers. Fries. We just like to live a little. Your 4th prompt is: "cheers" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

#fastprompt I don't drink coffee, I inhale it. A steaming mug of heated bean juice, dressed to the nines with hazelnut creamer and milk. No cup of joe is safe from my greedy, grasping hands. Nor are you if you're foolish enough to block my way to the Keurig.

Coffee Jitters - Animated Cup

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Cheers to the end of the line Cheers to how it all ends Cheers to the flames as they burn it all down Cheers to whatever replaces us Cheers to us never being unleashed on the universe And cheers to you, you're finally free of debt #FastPrompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

We're not traditional here. We'll say cheers with whatever we have In our hands... Drinks. Coffees. Burgers. Fries. We just like to live a little. Your 4th prompt is: "cheers" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

The least challenging challenge - find something fulfilling. Fries could not be filling easily, so when you finally had a moment you sat there and kept eating them. There was a moment where they felt perfectly fulfilling, but it was hard to tell if it was between ketchup or palpitation. #fastprompt

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#fastprompt Yes, I would like some fries with my ketchup! Have to get my vegetables after all.

Fry Love You

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honestly a good plate of diner fries sounds like home to me right now but alas, the diners are all closed. I suppose they won't mind if I raid their freezer, just this once. #fastprompt 246:3

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

You leaving any room For fries after all that catsup Or do you like the look Of murder on your plate? Your 3rd prompt is: "fries" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

Look at this feast. All you ever wanted is right before you. The freshest cut fries made from the finest potatoes. The juiciest steak you've ever seen. More food than you could possibly eat. All it will take is a simple trade. Hunger for your soul? You wouldn't be the first #FastPrompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

You leaving any room For fries after all that catsup Or do you like the look Of murder on your plate? Your 3rd prompt is: "fries" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

A cup of joe has never helped Joe focus. He becomes both scattershot and mostly unproductive in the same spot. #fastprompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's raining outside, But a nice hot carafe of joe Would be just the thing. Make mine "to go". Your 2nd prompt is: "joe" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

"Go ask Joe. He'll know what to do" Joe was the guy who knew what to do. No matter what, he could figure out your solution. He was an old man for as long as anyone could remember. No one could remember a time without Joe Until the day there was a new Joe. He was still old but younger #FastPrompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's raining outside, But a nice hot carafe of joe Would be just the thing. Make mine "to go". Your 2nd prompt is: "joe" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

apparently if I drink anymore joe my kidneys will start screaming. so it's water from now on... good ol' fashioned chlorinated water. #fastprompt 246:2

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's raining outside, But a nice hot carafe of joe Would be just the thing. Make mine "to go". Your 2nd prompt is: "joe" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

the bottom of the slide gets you a waiting pit of jaws and teeth if it's closed on one end beware you'll not leave if you go there. #fastprompt 246:1

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

Those servers really know How to slide our meals To and fro. I know if I tried I'd make quite the mess. Your 1st prompt is: "slide" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

#fastprompt Slide, skid, dip that hip Left, right give a twirl Into the groove move those feet! Dance, prance no one is watching Everybody vibing to the beat

Milk And Mocha Bears: Music & Dance

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Slide it down the line. Your sin cannot be fully stopped But it can be delayed Every delay comes with a consequence though The slide will stop eventually #FastPrompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

Those servers really know How to slide our meals To and fro. I know if I tried I'd make quite the mess. Your 1st prompt is: "slide" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

He could stop pushing to hold. The temptation to try to rest on the slope is great, but Sisyphus knows the lack of momentum isn't in his favor. A voice in his head says nothing about the slope, or the situation therein, is in his favor, but today he ignores it. #fastprompt #slide #temptation #vss365

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 4d ago

Those servers really know How to slide our meals To and fro. I know if I tried I'd make quite the mess. Your 1st prompt is: "slide" Be sure to tag #fastprompt!

Welcome to the 246th evening of #fastprompt with your hosts @jelaymon.bsky.social and @k----t.bsky.social. We were feeling a bit peckish, so we figured we'd head to the diner for some grub. Who's with us?

#fastprompt Written in my yearbook Too sweet to be forgotten But kindness is buried Once we exit this world While cruelty Lives forever

#fastprompt Saturday morning TV Good ole UHF station B movie from overseas Kicking and hitting Counterfeit Bruce Lees With the hilarity Of a dub's failure To match the actors' Mouth flaps

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#fastprompt Drip, drip drop into Effervescent blue green Plunge into inky seas Dark Time slips floating Here is where we began Sinking, sliding serenity

#fastprompt In the land of heat and high humidity, where the air pressure makes one feel like you're in a panini press. Who can we sacrifice for a whiff of frigid air? Shall we draw sticks?

Reaction Cat

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#fastprompt Gooey and drooling Slobbering sticky output The slimy feeling on my cheek Am I mad? Nah, Because he's best boy

Dog Food

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I want to say you are forgotten A blip in my life, But sometimes I still hear you Some dream or other An echo of what was lost Remembered feelings Are all that remain Of a once soulful love. #fastprompt 245:5

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 2w ago

We sought the entrance To a forgotten tunnel A cave unexplored. We were unprepared For what we found. Your 5th prompt is: "forgotten" Be sure to tag #fastprompt! 📸by Bennit Antony via Pexels

The headstones have faded away The years have washed away the markings All the things that you were, the dash between the numbers, forgotten. Soon the stone itself will crumble. And everything that marked you will return to the ground #FastPrompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 2w ago

We sought the entrance To a forgotten tunnel A cave unexplored. We were unprepared For what we found. Your 5th prompt is: "forgotten" Be sure to tag #fastprompt! 📸by Bennit Antony via Pexels

The depths here are obvious, but since you've never really passed through, you forgot that those kinds of depths - the combination of emptiness and pressure and yet, very little but survival - they're everywhere. It's a gift, in the weak sauce vein, to not have to know them so full on. #fastprompt

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 2w ago

We've plumbed the depths Of our tiny blue planet Never wondering if something Lurks down deep. Would you dare? Your 3rd prompt is: "depths" Be sure to tag #fastprompt! 📸by Martin Brechtlvia Unsplash

no flap of shirt or handful of fans can keep the coolness going. the heat is immense an oven roasting humankind cooking slowly. #fastprompt 245:4

Fastprompt@fastprompt.bsky.social · 2w ago

He flips off the lightswitch And you’re left in the darkness With only a flap of a bat The only sound in the stillness. Your 4th prompt is: "flap" Be sure to tag #fastprompt! 📸by Vladimir Konoplev via Pexels