𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙮

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚊@silenceofteal.bsky.social · 4mo ago

𝘛𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥

𝔼𝕟𝕜𝕒𝕣𝕒, 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕆𝕟𝕖@thescarveteran.bsky.social · 10mo ago

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴

ㅤ ㅤsaid one word an’ made th’ crowd go wild, crazy how that works. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤdid i miss some’in’. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤladies ladies one at a time, no need to rush ill be here all night ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤugh. men. ㅤ( derogatory ) ㅤ( explicitly ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤdunno. think that's somethin' you could tell me. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwouldn'ta cared if yah did or didn't, sugar ㅤjust lettin' yah know it's more concernin' t' be fond o' me, though. ㅤ

man they fucked up my dog@doggydumbass.bsky.social · 3mo ago

huh. y'know, i've only known you for like twenty seconds, but i like you already.

* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. * 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.

ㅤ ㅤsorry pumpkin. takes a lot more than that tah shock me nowadays — momma’s seen a * lot. ㅤ( a light shrug.. ) ㅤ

man they fucked up my dog@doggydumbass.bsky.social · 3mo ago

eehhh... *he just kinda plops his head back vaguely where it's supposed to go.* ain't the same if the audience isn't into it.

ㅤ ㅤgood grief. ㅤbetter not get blamed for this nonsense. ㅤ( oh, she just doesn’t care. groaning with a slant of her hips and a crossing of her arms. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( * sigh. ) ㅤwhatever gets yah a chuckle i guess. ㅤ

man they fucked up my dog@doggydumbass.bsky.social · 3mo ago

i don't got any bones! also this. sounded funny.

ㅤ ㅤoh sweet baby jesus, if i had a nickel. ㅤthe hell’s gotten into y’all — wha’s with all y’all rippin’ off yer limbs an’ crackin’ yer bones ? can’t y’all be normal for a * day ? ㅤ

man they fucked up my dog@doggydumbass.bsky.social · 3mo ago

hey, i can do that! *tugging on his head and. okay he's doing that really fucking har-and he ripped his head off. damn.*

ㅤ ㅤ.. oh, sugar. ㅤyou * real special, aintcha ? ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤpulling her head to the side - neck loudly popping. ㅤ

" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ."

" 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 . . . "

“ 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 . 𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 .”

" 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 , 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 , 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 ."

ㅤ ㅤred herring. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤhonestly offended for them what the fuck ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤthat is literally not true. ㅤ

riot . hey y’all so my cat decided she was just gonna chip a tooth yesterday and the vets are recommending an extraction for her hooray /s i’m gonna be putting all my comm prices at half off so i can pay for her surgery. anything helps :) - portrait: $38 half body: $50 full body: $75 ‎

【 ♡ 】Hihi! Um. Emergency c0mms. I need money for an Uber tomorrow and I'm. Broke. So. I'm doing these colored sketch c0mms. $30. DM if interested. I'm very desperate rn.

ㅤ ㅤahm sorry, sugar - ㅤuh.. kay, well, that one wasn't on purpose. my bad, i jus' call everyone them cute lil names. ㅤ

Zenor(s-h)@thevalemonk.bsky.social · 5mo ago

..l..least it ain't the worst one you could say..

ㅤ ㅤ( stifling a snorted chuckle, dropping her head to the side to relieve some built tension via a pop. ) ㅤsorry, buttercup. ㅤi like watchin' pompous men squirm. i'll quit it . . eventually. ㅤ

Zenor(s-h)@thevalemonk.bsky.social · 5mo ago

mh! [And the blush deepens.]

ㅤ ㅤno promises, hun. ㅤ

Zenor(s-h)@thevalemonk.bsky.social · 5mo ago

T..tch..just avoid it in the future yeah? I..have a weird thing with pet names.

ㅤ ㅤ( pat patting his cheek, then pressing her fist back to her hip. ) ㅤbetter. ㅤ

Zenor(s-h)@thevalemonk.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You--y..yes ma'am.