That purple fatass

@fatmimic.bsky.social

No I am not him. No I am not looking to replace him. No I will not take requests, or commission or trades. I am a copycat, a mimic of him. I am just here to make fatasses.

Don't mind us. Just a couple of fatasses waddling back to our stable after polishing off a noodle stand's entire stock. All in one sitting! Time for a nap to turn all that delicious food into pounds of blubber. Was going to make a hairy version of this one, but I am feeling to lazy this month.

Get pinned nerd! Know anything about you, you probably like having literal tons of as cover you. You probably even fantasize about getting wedged between these fat, wobbling cheeks of mine and coming along for a ride, don't you?

Bild

Tanker, my boy! No one can tell when you are squatting because of your enormous rear! But don't worry, I can tell. Those countless sparingly matches you had have made me never forget that!

Having a body as big and bountiful as mine takes loads of work. My fat ass gets in the way of moving around and getting up. This sport helps keeps me both flexible and mobile.