If i was in madoka magica I would just call bullshit immediately. None of that shit that dumbass cat is showing me is ever gonna happen because nothing ever happens.

If I ever get into a conversation with a power scaler I'll just piss them off by saying Crazy Frog solos fuckin' goku or some shit because he has access to toon force or whatever. The only flaw with this plan is the possibility that they agree with me

They should make a spongebob episode titled "Sorry About the Crabs" with zero direction beyond the title and just see where it goes.

Checkmate, Rudy knight deniers

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Young Sheldon

obligatory for the 4th

Favorite music genres in order Rock J Pop Pop

Man fuck Hootie and his damn blowfish

The day I learn to just stop giving a single shit about liking dogshit writing will be the day I both simultaneously become my best and worst self.

Twenty-four minutes until my trans powers are at their strongest. Queer wrath month has come early this year none of y'all are safe

Cotton Candy is fast sugar

Space Jam was a documentary

the Nico Robin "I want to live" scene from One Piece but with the audio from that one spongebob episode where he screams it instead

Didn't realize this was an MvC3 video and thought thie was gonna be a video on Final Fight lore and Mike Haggar's policies and actions as mayor of legally distinct Los Angeles

YoungProphet#humblegoat debut record cereal fucker going triple platinum with this

I WILL BE THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD AND MY FIRST DECLARATION NO

Thanks a million to the fgc for being the single worst resource imaginable when it comes to advice on how to actually beat the games they like

Thinking about that one ZackDFilms video where he just goes "if you pull out your hair, go to therapy"

Any social media site is a porn site if you try hard enough

this is the greatest website of all time

Me fr :)

Fliss...!@fairygirl.me · 7mo ago

vibe check you're going to turn into the pokemon corresponding to the first 3 digits of your follower count (or last? from the singles to the hundredths)

Speedwagon was naturally horrified, incapable of doing anything but looking on in sheer terror as Dio stole Jonathan's anal virginity with vigor and ruthless efficiency.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

Petition to add ketchup to the periodic table

SMELLIWOOOOOOOOOOD F TIER UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WORST MC IN FE7777777777777777 Only father of an MC to not die though so credit for that.

The Fire Emblem Character Of The Day@fecharaterday.bsky.social · 8mo ago

The Fire Emblem Character Of The Day Eliwood #Eliwood #FE #Nintendo #FireEmblem

I saw this post and realized that I didn't NEED to be on Bluesky right now and could do something else with my time, so... thanks I guess?

Fawful's Minion@fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 8mo ago

This little shit's gonna grow up to be a bitch so curvy, dommy and slutty, it's gonna make Salazzle look like a catholic nun. *prays on hands and knees* Oh please God, Santa, Allah, and John Wick alive--LET IT BE SO!

I don't believe we should start executing the horse that wins the Kentucky Derby on live television

Air, fire, water and dirt. Magnets are the fifth class that's still practically a staple of any RPG but isn't quite part of the core four.

Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8mo ago

In retrospect you can really tell that none of the people shitting on Assassin's Creed Shadows gave a fuck about historical accuracy because no one said a thing about the game's other protagonist who was literally made up for the game.

I don't think Snoop Dogg's ever truly recovered from guest starring in an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel