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Big ol' commie. Destroy ICE. Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker. He\Him. Dallas, Texas
If there was a Dallas team I'd buy a lifetime season pass instantly.
Frankie de la Cretaz@thefrankiedlc.news · 6d agoBy popular demand, here is everything you need to know ahead of the Women's Professional Baseball League season that starts tomorrow:
Rob, baby, you know I love you, but this @swordsjew.bsky.social 's turf. (I kid, there is enough Moby-Dick to talk about for everyone.)
Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 6d ago🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer:
Hey @jessethorn.bsky.social what was the name of your windjammer vessel?
So uh, can the first half of the season be like a mulligan or something?
New York Mets@mets.com · last wk.Put it in the books! 📚 #MetsWin #LGM
It would be an alternate universe, not bad Shelby Foote.
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
"I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison."
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
Hey big dawg, while we're on the subject, could you throw The Prairieland folks a few bucks out of your billions?
Governor JB Pritzker@govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2w agoDonald Trump is losing or abandoning hundreds of cases against protesters and immigrants. Now, it’s time to hold his federal agents accountable for the violence and fear they unleashed on Chicago during Operation Midway Blitz.
Finally finished populating my #CC2026 watchlist. Now to try to watch at least 2 movies a week for the test of the year...
The Criterion Challenge 2026
Links The Complete CC 1. 20th Anniversary Releases 2. Watch a film not on your watchlist 3. Watch a film with a color in the title 4. 2020s or an upcoming release 5. Romance 6. The Twenty Least Watche...
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Given what Andy Burnham is doing with Labour... why did they even bother getting rid of Starmer? Did they just want a shorter, worse version of the same evil dipshit?
All the showings in Dallas are sold out (save front row) for every day you can look. 😒
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 3w agoTo screen Christopher Nolan's 70mm 'Odyssey,' L.A. theaters raced to resurrect a nearly lost craft
A proper metal logo.
Friederike Lie⸸z@friederikelietz.bsky.social · 3w agoWarlock Corpse - Under The Cold Moon (VII/12/2026) "the first Warlock Corpse release recorded with a full band, featuring reworked versions of songs from previous releases alongside new material" warlockcorpse.bandcamp.com/album/under-...
They're going to win every game in the back half of the season. #believe #lgm
New York Mets@mets.com · 3w ago
Ray Cappuccino threw 500 pitches in the final game of the 1922 Rigatoni League championship series. He died of a heart attack on the mound after downing his famous 10-shot health tonic during the 17th inning.
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
If I had sick beats and mad bars, this is certainly where I would drop them.
Jesse Thorn@jessethorn.bsky.social · 3w agoIf you’re looking for a studio in Los Angeles, can I suggest @MaxFunHQ? Rent studio time from us (with engineer and video capability)! maxfunstudio.com
Not Like This
Alt: Switch in The Matrix saying "Not like this".
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Lucy Bellwood@lubellwoo.bsky.social · 3w agoHeartbroken to see that HMS Surprise (formerly Rose) will be permanently closing to the public on August 1st of 2027. The Maritime Museum can no longer afford her upkeep. If you're headed to San Diego for #SDCC this year, make a point of visiting! She's incredible. sdmaritime.org/visit/the-sh...
