No Meat: 18hrs No Booze: 30 minutes No Dick: touching mine now, 2 weeks since another's No Weed: 5 seconds Current time: Noon 🥰
no meat: an hour no alcohol: 24 hours no dick: 8 days no weed: 2 hours
Faybator♂️
@faybator.bsky.social
Niche Kinks 🔞 MDNI I'm a satyrbro who loves pot, poppers, porn, & peen, and y'all seem to like when I talk about it.
No Meat: 18hrs No Booze: 30 minutes No Dick: touching mine now, 2 weeks since another's No Weed: 5 seconds Current time: Noon 🥰
no meat: an hour no alcohol: 24 hours no dick: 8 days no weed: 2 hours
I absolutely fucking love being a boy who likes other boys, and playing with my boy body and other boys’ bodies too. Penises are just wildly entertaining.
It’s like this phase of experimentation that none of us ever grew out of, and carried with us into adulthood. This sense of wonder about penises and nakedness and male sexuality. It persists, and it’s a constant source of delight.
Stoner: Somebody who smokes as much as they can🍃 Hear that? That means that even if biology/funds mean your consumption is small, you're still a stoner if you do as much as you CAN, cus that's the operative word 😘
This is the future porn wants! Sign me up! True culture 😍
When I meet other guys that like making movies 😛
I can’t emphasize enough how obsessed I am with having a fat wiener and a full sack between my legs 😵💫 There’s genuinely nothing better than spreading my legs and getting lost in penis sex. I love being a man, I wish we were all more comfortable exposing our boners to each other.
My book, The Satyr's Kiss, is an exploration of what a Queer Craft can be for those who identify as men. We explore a Queer Witchcraft by centering queer lives and experiences, which includes our history, our identities, and our sexuality. #GayWitchcraft #QueerCraft #GaySexMagic #QueerWitchcraft
Current reading 📖 I’ve been really enjoying this book. @faerywolf.bsky.social
What, I just really love being a good satyrboy for the bros, ok?
If you're ever in doubt, just take some time to touch your pp
Worship the Glory of the GODCOCK, in all its many forms.
The best part of relapsing is ending up worse than you were before the break 😘🥴😵💫🥵
The most satisfying and consistent sex I have is with my goonbro 1000 miles away. #JustBatorThings
In 100 years, this man’s story will appear in freshman US history textbooks at the top of whatever chapter covers: “How the Not-So-Roaring 2020s Foretold the Billionaire Trials of the 2030s”
Idk lol "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour." is pretty fuckin legendary
I need to follow more hung dudes who are cocky/verbal about it. I'm not usually fond of SPH but I love a guy who brags! Who are some of your favorite accounts that fit the bill? 👀
Happy Friday from me and my big fat demanding cock. Think that you can handle it?
My pp is sooooo stiff under my desk today 😭😭 I just wanna go hooooome and wank all weekend!!!
I’m so fucking in love with my #penis #bator #batelife #bateproud #batordad #gaybator #gayhairy #uncut #foreskin #cock #erection #boner #bush #hairychest #dadbod #solosexual #solosex #penissex #gooner #gaygooner #gaynude #outdoornude #naturenude #exhib