Fay Maillardet

@faymai.bsky.social

Indie dev making kind adventure games. Composer. Designer. Artist. Writer. Singer. Songwriter. Voice Actress. Brit. ND. Spoonie. Queer. She/her. Prev Nintendo. Kent, UK. bit.ly/FayOnTheWeb

On of many ways I write is by mishearing things. Going "That's genius!", checking, realising that wasn't the wording at all, and then adopting the orphan phrase I'd misheard as my own. It's such a pretty thing, to have a note crammed full of mondegreens that now belong somewhere.

I'd like to thank the brothers who made Homestar Runner for me never being able to read the phrase "thatched-roof cottages" without hearing it repeated in my head in a certain voice. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

If you vaguely remember the National Treasure films fondly, don't rewatch them (they're actually full of awful, objectionable shit) instead watch Fountain of Youth. It's a fun romp with cool setpieces that tickles the Indiana Jones itch. And Natalie Portman's wardrobe is *chef's kiss*

I finally saw Project Hail Mary and it was great. I don't usually trust the concensus, because people often like edgy, cynical tales where bad things happen to good people and we're all supposed to revel in the trauma porn. But it wasn't that at all. It was a lovely film. ...And what a soundtrack.

Having an unusual name, you don't often find it used in pop culture, but there she is/I am in Mum of War. The game looks great, but the name aspect is going to make it a very weird experience.

Happy Pride to all! (But big wave to the other bi couples who got married and *seem* heteronormative at first glance. Being invisible is such a weird feeling, but I see you! 👋🏻)

Literally just updated the FitBit app, after the worst night of sleep I've had in *years*, and the new app is like "You slept for seven hours and have a 'fair' sleep score!" which just makes me go "NOPE, BIG WRONG!" and want to kick it into the sea. Guess I'm looking for a new fitness tracker.

I usually don't leave the house on bank holiday weekends (because... People) but my mother-in-law requested jousting for her birthday, and today was the day. Gentle reader I am now sunburnt, but thanks to ridiculously regular reapplication, only mildly so. Yay me. Also, the jousting was ace.