( to himself, one dark world over ) I wish I could marry a neurotic antisocial loser...
o. THE FOOL (REVERSED)@1-800-490-freak.bsky.social · last wk.I’M SAVING MYS3LF FOR A RICH SUCCESSFUL TV STAR
KING OF WANDS
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It’s cutting edge! icon by funtergeist on tumblr. minors dni.
o. THE FOOL (REVERSED)@1-800-490-freak.bsky.social · last wk.
Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions! (5 years later) Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee! Me: Hmmm
Clean the house NOW! NOW NOW, PEOPLE! I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in ONE MINUTE.
Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions! (5 years later) Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee! Me: Hmmm
We decided not to move forward with you at this position because a ☄️METEOR💫 has hit our studio, and destroyed our whole shit 🐘BIG MODE📈! We hope your job search goes well!
TURN ON THE TV!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. I’m not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. Isn’t that fantastic? That I have a 💉DRUG❄️ like energy without taking 💉DRUGS❄️? It’s like, you need dr— you need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women? Well, if you wouldn’t need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women, that’s a compliment, right? You’re so 1️⃣CONFIDENT✨!
I’m serious, guys, I’m not minting any more POINTs tonight, inflation is really bad already… (3 drinks in) Hey, I think I seriously 🌹LOVE💞 you guys. You know what? A shiny new 🪙GOLD COIN💰 for everyone in this studio tonight!
// noooo what if my tenna is ooc nooo nvm it’s literally fine. because he’s bigshot era it doesn’t matter if he acts different than in the game
I’M not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. I’m not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. Isn’t that fantastic? That I have a 💉DRUG❄️ like energy without taking 💉DRUGS❄️? It’s like, you need dr— you need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women? Well, if you wouldn’t need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women, that’s a compliment, right? You’re so 1️⃣CONFIDENT✨!
