Twirls a razor sharp feather around her digits.

Not sorry for stepping on the beetle.

Play it again, Mr. Piano Man.

Arson. 😌

"Eternity is what we fight for, and there's no better reason for that fight than to have it with you."

"I'll be cozy enough on your lap. Now, go get those firecrackers."

"There, you found one yourself. That's enough of a hint for you, dummy."

"You never pay attention to my plans anyway, so let's keep it a surprise."

"The things I'm gonna do to you in that boat."

"I never get tired of hearing that, though."

"Don't I /always/ look pretty?"

"Yeah, pumpkin spice and whatever else, you know," she'd say nonchalantly, laying down four razor sharp feathers and pulling said skull with twigs from her side. "For some other people, you know how it is, a whole dozen for one person? And like, all that variety in there."

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔞@circledbysins.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀⠀𝓗umming to herself, she carefully took the order and boxed it up, tying it shut with a dark violet ribbon, setting it on the counter. "There you are. One dozen pumpkin spice muffins for the pretty bird with murder in her eyes. Your turn, dear."

"Right. A dozen's fine. Uh, right, so, muffins."

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔞@circledbysins.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀⠀"𝓜agical feathers are certainly acceptable. I'll take four of those, and the skull for the muffins. If there's anything else you'd like, you'll have to come up with something else, though. I have plenty of feathers to fall back on."

"You know how much I like to make waves."

"And, you know, if we set something on fire I'm sure the reflection on the water will be downright amazing."

"So, it's a date, then. Fire, water and the two of us."

"I like your face too. Especially against mine."

"Disguises? I was planning to wear your face."

"Typical. But you made it. So we can work with that."

"How much privacy do we get on that boat?"

"Well hey there, sailor." ... "Have we ever been on a boat?"

"Took you long enough to show up."

"Oh, right, bartering. I don't suppose you'd take a few death quills? I also have this neat skull that I put a bunch of twigs inside of."

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔞@circledbysins.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀⠀"𝒪ne dozen pumpkin spice muffins. Cream cheese frosting in the middle, boxed up nicely for transport. Easily done. What do you have to trade for them?"

"It's never the wrong time for pumpkin spice, or, like, anything else, cinnamon, vanilla ... flour, that stuff, so, you know, it's whatever. But since you have them, I'll take a dozen."

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔞@circledbysins.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀"𝒜 bit past the time of the year for pumpkin spice, isn't it? Lucky for you... I'm full of surprises."

@dazzlingkumiho.bsky.social Ears were pinned back against her head, her teeth bared with a sneer. "Oh look, it's the /traitor/. What're you doing here?"

Chat, I made the Noxian mad. Chat, she might write mean things in her diary about me.

That's my line, Hedgehog.

You sure you're not a hedgehog? You're getting awfully prickly.

Is your name Rakan? It's just so easy to get under your skin. 🥤