slow motion double vision in a rose bush

so happy I could die (home alone with Chinese food, a spritz, and my big fat Greek wedding on tv)

need a movie 2 watch by myself! is confessions of a shopaholic any good ? what about devil wears prada 2???

hello my hair is grown out and the dye is washed out and im bored of pink !! what next??

I have the best friends EVERRTRR

sometimes i wish google didn’t exist and i could just ask everything to you guys and rely solely on your opinions

fun fact about me : a man has never appeared on my Spotify wrapped but the closest call was in 2017 when i streamed so much Bach because I had to study him for my school music exam

any1 tryna take this to the next level? (exchange instas)

my fiance and I are in Extreme Saving mode for buying the house and I’m kind of loving it. it’s like War Time Rations roleplay

why is buying concert tickets harder than a job interview? like why is there four rounds of presale I have to attend??

So late to the party, but mannnn Audrey hobert!!!

fun fact about me is my fiance was on university challenge

this is my most “male” opinion but the gym is actually really enjoyable when you finally learn to stop being self conscious about making noises or doing something wrong

these colour bridesmaid dresses in this venue are we kidding I’m so excited

he kisses me it feels like cannibalism

update I couldn’t donate because they missed the vein

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I’m earning some good Karma

I’m earning some good Karma

me: don’t get ur hopes up the house sale might fall through! also me: 187 pins on Pinterest for how I want to decorate

Just made an appointment to give blood!!! this is just me trying to clock up some good karma so everything goes well for me

do you miss uuUuUuuUus?

tis the season bitch time to hunt some (metaphorical) rabbits

just made the worst iced coffee of my life 💕

me immediately responding to my mortgage advisor the second a message is in my inbox

Spongebob Greets Mailman

ALT: Spongebob Greets Mailman

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HI ALL Sorry I haven’t been active much at all recently!!! I am hashtag BURNED OUT. here is a thread recounting my last 2ish weeks! 1. Engagement party was a success, the venue gave us so much free drink and everyone complimented my playlist and cupcakes and I loved having Chinese food as catering

I’m the Serena Williams of docusign “Oh I just sent something for you to fill out-“ ALREADY SIGNED AND RETURNED. YOUR SERVE, BITCH

hi all I can’t jinx anything by saying something but please send well wishes and good luck my way please

engagement party was fabulous

sorry not the worlds largest bouquet arriving to my apartment

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