Feder

@feder.bsky.social

Costume maker. Catperson. Procrastinating cosplayer. Capslock enthusiast. Enlighted Nazgûl. Sometimes funny. Mostly angry.

I'm dying of heat bc he is a fur coated space heater but we spend 5h at the vet clinic today and I'm just happy that he seems to be better for now, so I don't mind as long as he vibrates my rips with his purrs a while longer

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I love getting job advertisements through the job agency. 'we saw your profile and think you would be perfect for [completely unrelated job] - call us for an interview!' And once in a while I do and then they ask me why I think I would be right for the job and I just say 'idk you tell me'

Took out the trash, random neighbore woman was hovering strangely around one of the containers. Turns out a racoon has fallen into the container and can't get out and she tried to get a big branch into the container to make him a ladder. Little guy looked fine, just scared a as shit.

"My wives husband [...], wait no, my brothers wifes husband, no, my wifes brothers husband [...], wait no." Searched word: brother in law - but language is hard

Hallo Freunde und Fremde, ich will eure hässlichsten Ringe 🗣️ 💍 und zwar: jegliche Ringe aus Metall, die einen Schmuckstein fassen oder gefasst haben. Egal ob mit oder ohne. Egal welche Ringgröße. Wenn ihr was rumliegen habt, das ihr nicht wegwerfen wollt, aber auch nie tragt... schreibt mir...

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Boahr kaum wird was populär, kommen sofort die scammer raus. 🙄 Jetzt gibts schon fake sticker mit diesen bell-katzen, statt richtigen cats. Besser man sammelt die alle ein damit sie nicht weiter in umlauf kommen. 😌

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I love haveing a dishwasher and I do not want to miss it EVER but every time I have the clean the sieve I regret every choice I've ever made and my whole exsistance.