Christopher Neugebauer

@fedi.chrisjrn.fyi

Man about the world; Expatriated Tasmanian living in California; conference organiser: @NorthBayPython, previously @pyconau and linux.conf.au; #python fan; serves […] [bridged from https://social.coop/@chrisjrn on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

There are a bunch of software tools that join video calls for you, create a transcript, summarize the transcript, and email it to you, but not *one* of them is named nohup.out.

And yeah, turns out I've been quiet here for the last few months. Not having my laptop open 24/7 has been nice, as has keeping arms' length from tech discourse. I'm sure I'll have a mastodon open more regularly in the near future.

MOVING ON THE FLOOR NOW, BABE, YOU'RE A BIRD OF PARADISE CHERRY ICE CREAM SMILE, I SUPPOSE IT'S VERY NICE WITH A STEP TO YOUR LEFT AND A FLICK TO THE RIGHT, YOU CATCH THAT MIRROR WAY OUT WEST YOU KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL, AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE THE BEST

Still of Julie Andrews from the movie. The Sound Of Music. She is sitting outdoors on a glorious alpine day, guitar in hand, singing to a group of enthralled young children. She is definitely not singing Rio by Duran Duran as implied by the demented author of this skeet.
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sam Kimbrel@skimbrel.northsky.social · 2mo ago

ABRACADABRA, AMOR-OO-NA-NA ABRACADABRA, MORTA-OO-GAGA ABRACADABRA, ABRA-OO-NA-NA IN HER TONGUE SHE SAID "DEATH OR LOVE TONIGHT"

We have arborists outside dealing with the quite tall trees in our backyard. They're not done yet, but already our solar output has jumped 2kW compared with the same time the last 2-3 days, with today's cloud cover being noticeably worse.

From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”