lookit this dusty old bitch

Jasmine 🌌🔭@astrojaz.bsky.social · 4h ago

CURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!

New Spider-Man is occasionally incredible and visually so far above the other Holland entries. But... oof, it has a real villain problem at the core, a complete lack of drive and narrative focus, and seems to get randomly bored by the very ideas it offers up.

10 DAYS (!!!) until my movie "ALL NIGHT WRONG" hits some theatres somewhere and digital across the US and Canada. If you can go see it on a big screen, please do, it's fun. If you can't, please watch it at home. If you can't watch it at home, please rent it and then lie about watching it.

the real issue with the internet in 2026 is nobody talks about Domo-kun anymore.

Westjet is why you should try to choose an airline based on how well they treat their employees. Do they respect the union? Good, then you probably won't get stranded while the company shows it's whole ass.

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

Was talking yesterday about the definitive Canadian films from specific Canadian cities. Last Night for Toronto? My Winnipeg for… Obviously. Waydowntown for Calgary. But we couldn’t think of one for Edmonton. Any thoughts?

The reason Spider-Man is such a great character comes down to one simple fact: The biggest problem in his life is that he is Spider-Man. That's it.

Trying a cool new thing where I only post about my failures. Got rejected for development funding because jury felt I didn't know how long it took to write a script or get a film into development.

Wanna see ZACH CHERRY on the worst first date ever? Check out the trailer for my new movie!! ALL NIGHT WRONG : AVAILABLE AUGUST 14TH www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HmV...

All Night Wrong (2026) | | Official Trailer | Voltage Pictures | Maria Bakalova and Tyler Labine

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Honestly, at this point we all should have just let the conservatives win. Either way I’d end up with a knife in my back.

John Ward@johnward.bsky.social · last wk.

Remarkable act of cowardice, if true. They were quick to campaigh on #ElbowsUp but have adopted a doomed appeasement strategy at every turn www.thewirereport.ca/2026/07/28/b...

Gonna rage/vague post for a second - but literally nothing you do will ever be enough to get respect from cool kids who think they are better than you. The only thing that will change their minds is you succeeding without them. And by then you won't care.

<me, watching lit critics and translators argue with film nerds and everyone trying to deep dive into poetic epics in an effort to remain part of the discourse> "This is the future liberals want."

Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?

CBS News@cbsnews.com · 2w ago

ChatGPT now has a space for sharing medical records. Should you?

Make “The Odyssey” with all muppets but keep Anne Hathaway as Penelope you cowards.

Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death

Odyssey discourse is drawing in our two most reviled groups - brain dead racists and ancient literature pedants.

So annoyed that I used to run a Twitter account with a million followers and I can't use it to promote my movie because a nazi billionaire made the whole thing toxic.

If you always wanted a desktop background from an obscure Canadian movie starring Zach Cherry, I got you covered. ALL NIGHT WRONG in theatres and on VOD August 14th.

Told my 5 year old daughter about the Samantha Morton scene in The Odyssey and she laughed about it and I said "it's not funny. what if that happened to you?" and she said it would never happen to her because she "would be the witch" and I'm very proud.

MILE HIGH KICKS is on Netflix and you should watch it.

Saw the Odyssey. Need to see it again immediately.

ICYMI: ‘All Night Wrong’ Trailer: Zach Cherry & Maria Bakalova Discover A Dead Body With $40,000 In Cash For One-Night-Stand Dark Comedy Coming In August

‘All Night Wrong’ Trailer: Zach Cherry & Maria Bakalova Discover A Dead Body With $40,000 In Cash For One-Night-Stand Dark Comedy Coming In August

“All Night Wrong” is an upcoming two-hander dark comedy movie featuring Zach Cherry (“Severance”) and Oscar-nominated actress Maria Bakalova (“The Apprentice,” “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm”) as a duo of lead characters that are itching for a one-night stand, who instead of getting their rocks-off discover a dead body and bag of cash ($40,000) in the trunk of a stolen car of a killer, while trying to get a room at a motel. Continue reading ‘All Night Wrong’ Trailer: Zach Cherry & Maria Bakalova Discover A Dead Body With $40,000 In Cash For One-Night-Stand Dark Comedy Coming In August at The Playlist.

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working on my art like

haavi 🦐@shickdits.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sharing good news is fun, but it's important to also share that yesterday I got super-duper rejected for development funding on a couple projects I really love and that sucks. But we carry on because what else can we do.

Sorry in advance for how annoying and dumb I'm going to be over the next month. ALL NIGHT WRONG - AUGUST 14TH IN CANADA & US. TARIFF FREE FOR NOW!

Wanna see ZACH CHERRY on the worst first date ever? Check out the trailer for my new movie!! ALL NIGHT WRONG : AVAILABLE AUGUST 14TH www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HmV...

All Night Wrong (2026) | | Official Trailer | Voltage Pictures | Maria Bakalova and Tyler Labine

YouTube video by Voltage Pictures

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FIRST DATES CAN BE MURDER. ALL NIGHT WRONG - IN THEATRES AUG. 14TH

This is a tough day for fans of people who have made roughly half of one good movie over the course of their career

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

District 9 director Neill Blomkamp is facing backlash after releasing his first full test film made completely with AI on YouTube. https://bit.ly/4vE8MW8

The Avengers trailer is just three minutes of me going... "ohhhhh right, I sort of remember that character."