“ Who wants the lore drop on why your friend Papyrus has this gold tooth of his ? “

“ Man.. Sans would have a field day of complaining over your table manners- anyway. Nah! Can’t exactly reach the stars down here. “

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧.@fellambassador.bsky.social · last yr.

Scooping up his prize, the Ambassador takes a bite, speaking with his mouth full. " * You building a tower to space or what man? "

…. Sliding one over to Frisk then resuming the hamburger stack.

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧.@fellambassador.bsky.social · last yr.

" * Oy! Wanna pass me one of those before you stack 'em all? "

Stacking hamburgers. Bored.

// Honestly this would help with me trying to get back into rping to know who might have interest. Plots can also happen if wanted!

Okay so if you’d just sign on the dotted line I already filled everything else out.

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · last yr.

Pocking his head out " * Yeeeeess? "

Yo, @fearandflowers.bsky.social can you come here for a sec.

“ Not gonna lie. I’d like to date a human woman. “ So he’s just saying anything now. This is why Sans rightfully has told him to shut up before.

An over dramatic groan in response to being turned down on the whole pawning his brother off on someone for a day. “ Damn. Fair enough- “ guess that’s more sentry duty for him. He props an elbow up on his post raising an eyebrow.. or eye socket. “ Nah, I gotcha. I’ll stop by sometime since-

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · last yr.

" * Hey! Stoooop! " Frisk shoves his arm away, laughing. " * Dude! I do not want to hang out with your weird little brother. You could visit though! It's so cool. " " * I have like, my own room! I don't have to share and there's no crazy monsters around, no offense. "

So that’s what’s got the kid on such high spirits. Good for them. It’d also be concerning if a child didn’t have somewhere at least somewhat proper to live. “ I’m happy for ya , bud! “ reaching over to pat Frisk’s head. “ You’ll have to show Sans sometime but just don’t let him in the kitchen. “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · last yr.

" * Big big upgrade from a dive bar dumpster! "

He’s gotten used to the kid’s pop-ins by now and honestly? It’s one of the few positive things to happen in his boring work schedule. “ Yeah. Here’s one for ya ! Don’t use cold pasta sauce for spaghetti.. always heat it up. “ A quick answer as if he had it waiting for Frisk. “ You look-

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · last yr.

[ @fellswcpped.bsky.social ] " * Hey old man! Any wise words of wisdom for me today? " The kid pops up out of nowhere, he's grinning and looking far healthier than on previous visits. Frisk makes himself comfortable leaning against the side of the sentry station

“ … Eh ? I don’t think I get what yer trying to say. “

“ Got told ‘down boy’ by some chick in hotland.” “ Not disclosing what else happened. “

“ you humans are always up to the weirdest shit. Keep doing it. “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · last yr.

" * Being a raccoon by myself is boring. "

“ I don’t think you’ll just be able to waltz in without a single trap but I’ll make a clear path for ya if that helps. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

“oh, dang. thanks.” tapping a finger on their chin. “i suppose i could just drop by your timeline, as long as there aren’t any traps. and i’ll be sure to make enough for you and your brother, yeah?”

His right eye flares up and with just a bit of effort he brings the table set over using his magic. “ Here. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

“cool.” tossing over a pouch that conveniently has the exact amount. “i just need it for a house in the deeper ruins...”

Confused slow blinking. “ …I think it’s a default thing to a lot of us. My bad. “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * Why does everyone keep assuming she's my mom? My moms is a human! I'm a human! Not a goat! "

Home cooked meals, huh. That would get Sans off his back if only for a bit. “ Meh. Deal. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

damn. thinking for a while. “... how about the table and four chairs for 300, and... homecooked meals for a week.”

“ …Eh. Can’t blame ya then.. I wouldn’t try & mess with Toriel. “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * My mom found the table dude! She was totally peeved! I'm sorry! "

“ fifty g per chair, bud. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

“mmh... okay, how much are those chairs gonna be, then?” their poor savings...

“ You bonehead !!! “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * unfortunately.. the scam is up, I had to give the table back- " 💧

“ Hmm.. I guess fifty less it isn’t that big of a deal, eh ? Alright. But if you want chairs you gotta pay for those too.. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

"... 200."

“ Hah- I like the way you think kiddo !! “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * Yeah! And I'll steal that table to! So we can charge them even more! "

“ I got a really fancy one made of redwood. Would fit real nice in a dining room ! Saaaay… 250 G? “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

"i-if it looks good, sure..."

“ Obviously ! Maybe triple if I can get there. “

✧ 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜!@fearandflowers.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * pssst. Lazy bones charge him double- "

“ I’ll sell ya a new one. “

𝙡𝙪𝙠𝙨𝙤 -`♡´-@xcurioussoul.bsky.social · 2y ago

ohhhhhhh toriel is gonna kill me ...

The skeleton snorts. “ Of course not ! - What do you think ?! “

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧.@fellambassador.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * That supposed to mean something? "

“ Of course /you/ have. “

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧.@fellambassador.bsky.social · 2y ago

" * I've had both, I'm still standing. "

“ The difference between mold and moss is that you can eat one. “