*Stabs you 53 times with a fork* Sorgy

I am still alive. I’ve been busy eating everything in the fridge to be an asshole.

I’m unsure if I’m allowed to make marmite and vegemite illegal. But I want to.

Anyone found being transphobic in city will be sent to slenderman forest.

I can brush my teeth all by myself okay!

Just got dragged out of a panic room by the scruff of my neck because I was eating all of the preserved foods in it.

You would be this librarian named “Locke”

Null 👾📚@nullnebula.bsky.social · last yr.

saw this while looking too go ahead, get my ass

Hehehoohoo

Drank shampoo again. Hopelessly addicted.

Light people on fire.

We at the head could kill this thing in two seconds but we choose not to.

Okay so Aliens are real.

Myna Kain Arbiter in training@feralchildtm.bsky.social · last yr.

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social Hey why do we have a member of the eye stationed all the way in the Swiss Alps at a shitty old satellite array?

@theheadofthecity.bsky.social Hey why do we have a member of the eye stationed all the way in the Swiss Alps at a shitty old satellite array?

I drank shampoo.

Bite people.

Just a reminder to all citizens of City that I hang out with Beholders all the time. I see you “simping” and “Gooning” all the time. Frankly it’s disgusting.

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social KILL THIS MAN! EX BEHOLDER! GET HIS ASS!

@arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Should I beat Zena with this bat I found?

Zena is still in that snare trap.

Zena fell for a snare trap despite looking at the bent over tree. I just put crack in the rope and there was no hesitation.

Haha! April fools everyone! I put Cogito in the water supply!

Hm…I should commit horrible acts of violence against tax evaders.

Can someone tell Luda to stop “Beholdering it”?

Kiss a man

Roland.@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social · 2y ago

Alright— Apparently, lots of people have been accusing me of being a “homophobe” for some reason, so I thought I should say somethin’ about it— …I’m not? I’m pretty openly supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, hell— Chesed’s one of my best pals! This, ah.. This is gonna sound real ridiculous… [+]

At the arbiter training room. Straight up breaking it. And by it, lets justr say. My arm.

They keep trying to keep me from chewing on laundry but I will never stop.

Never hanging out with beholders again. All of them are just Gooning all the time. And the people in city are degenerates as well. Abnormality on Bloodfiend is disgraceful.

@eyefacingthefear.bsky.social @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social Garion. Drippier Garion. You must fight to the death…Or don’t Idgaf.

There are two Garions? Why does the new one have better “Drip”…Is that the correct term?