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Are you American? Do you live in the USA? Are you currently visiting the USA? If so, I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is very briefly available in ebook for $1.99. The Special Relationship depends on THIS.

A huge honour that definitely happened.

Going to see The Odyssey tonight. I predict I will have at least one toilet break and at least one nap.

The news this week has reminded me that all through my childhood, if I overheard my parents talking, they called me Jodrell Bank.

Maddest wordle of all time today?

In terms of pleasure derived and money and calories spent, I reckon the Fab ice lolly is the best value thing in the UK.

Throwing mugs of peppermint tea around the living room, Boxpark style.

Putting it all on the line: if Norway win tonight, I'm never getting a Norwegian takeaway again.

Thank you!

Onion on my Belt@arrrdeecee.bsky.social · 4w ago

I just finished reading "I'm Not the Only Murderer in my Retirement Home" by @ferguscraig.bsky.social I laughed out loud so many times. Great murder mystery summer read. I'm recommending it to friends.

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

Just went for a three minute run at absolutely no altitude and if my experiment is anything to go by, our boys are really going to struggle in Mexico City tonight.

UK cover reveal! You are cordially invited to die. Out in February 2027 and available to preorder now from wherever you get your books. This year it has made me very happy to see so many people fall in love with a serial killer. Excited for you to read the next instalment.

It's very good

Fergus Craig@ferguscraig.bsky.social · last mo.

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Keir Starmer promised so much, but in the end he did nothing for journeymen comedy actors who now spend most of their time writing cozy crime novels, and for that reason he had to go.

Starmer to start podcast straight after resigning and immediately become the nation's most charismatic and loved politician.

Quick question: is it considered acceptable to wear shorts whilst moderating an event at a literary festival?

Fergus Craig@ferguscraig.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Looking forward to hosting this event at Capital Crime this Friday. 4pm on the Goldsboro Books stage. There'll be a signing afterwards and I am terrified of having the smallest queue. Come say hello!

Haven't witnessed it yet, but I'd imagine this summer will feature a lot of dads winking whilst using the phrase 'hydration break' when suggesting it's time for a beer/cup of tea.

I'm going to the test match on my own tomorrow. Got a very nice seat in the pavilion. Beyond excited. Calling it Fergus's Special Day.

Get your Dad "I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home" for Father's Day. That way you can bond over how you both thought it was brilliant/shit OR you can disagree, which will give you something to talk about... www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Re...

Looking forward to hosting this event at Capital Crime this Friday. 4pm on the Goldsboro Books stage. There'll be a signing afterwards and I am terrified of having the smallest queue. Come say hello!

It's just hours until the World Cup begins. What better time for us to release our Newcastle Natter season review? Out now, wherever you get your podcasts.

First thing my son said to me this morning when I woke him up: 'Dad? What's your favourite owl fact?'

Just finished a first draft of another one of my silly little books. Can’t tell you what this one is yet. Bags of work to do, but tonight I will celebrate the same way Jane Austen did on nights like these: with a pint of beer and Mike Atherton’s 2002 autobiography ‘Opening Up’

ATTENTION! For the month of June, I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is available on kindle for the low, low price of 99p. And by the looks of it, with the new paperback cover too! www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Only-Mur...

In court the foreman of the jury should be able to announce the verdict as 'We find the defendant not guilty but we've seen them given.'

I've just realised the last Prime Minister to win a majority and complete a full term was Tony Blair in 2001.

HUGE NEWS! The ONLY news anyone is talking about today. I can now reveal that there will be a sequel to I’m Not The Only Murderer in my Retirement Home and it’s called I’m Not The Only Murderer at This Wedding.

Excitingly, the German adaptation of my book I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home (Betreutes Morden) became available in audiobook today. Looking at Audible, it's more than two hours longer than the English version, which tells you just how long German words are.