Ferretbear

@ferretbear.bsky.social

🧪 TF writer, current ferretbear, and former human 🔞 Sometimes NSFW - 20s - he/they - INFP - Often an Arcanine or Ferretbear ❄️ pfp: EmberBat

Apparently it's Goodra Day so finally, the long awaited Goodra man-- Vince has some kind of condition that makes him turn into a big gooey dragon whenever he's in rainy weather. Honestly makes it hard for people to take the detective seriously 🌧️

Vince Violet, aged 38, he/him. Works as a detective. Whenever it rains in his city, he inexplicably transforms into a Goodra-- whether he even gets caught in the weather or not. He also has an adopted Goomy named Lily, who he raises like a daughter.

Know the early signs of spontaneous beaverfication! If you suddenly find yourself consuming between 10 and 15 2x4 planks worth of delicious fibrous lumber more than 6 days a week on average, it’s important to talk to your doctor about treatment and/or exciting new dental plan options.

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