And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man’s DICK.

He was only human, but yes, he was chicken and waffles.

I mean I mean I mean I mean, did he not shit? Did he not DRERJ?

Did he not feel PAAAaaaAAAiin when he was HUUuuUURrrt?

Sex.

At this time, I’d like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton. Come up here and share it with us.

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

I’d like to welcome you to the memorial for Carlton. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Phillips.

UUUAAAHH

Carlton, man, I am NOT a KILLER

The phone’s dead! WILL!

Uh, that was a joke, maam.

Yeah, Carlton Banks. That’s B E A E N K E S, no E. HEHEHHEH hee. Hee. hee.

If I could digidigidigidig. REEER! REEeeEeeEEeer!

How you doin’, baby? Uuuummm, I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv. I don’t care! I know, Aunt Viv.

eh. HEH. heh. Heh WOOOOAAAAAWOOOAAA

Oh my God, he’s God! HAAAAAALEEELUUJAH

HEH-EH-HEH HEH HEH HEEH HA HO HA HO HUUUWAAGH

Man, you can drop DEeEeAaAad.

Oh, you do? Yeah. Well, I think you’re a BIg BOYY.

I think you should take that back, man.

You heard me! SAAAAS!

Excuse me?

THERE GOES PHILLIP BANKS, THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE. HEH heh HEH heh HEHHEHHEHHHEH

Let’s get the hell out of here.

OUCH. WEEEELLLLLLL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?

My father just got an erection.

Your father sucks so tell me; Are you free for dinner tonight?

Heyy, on a brighter note! I see you brought your lovely family with you! Mmm Including your daughter, KFC!