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This “I Play Rocky” movie looks like it would have worked better as a Gen-Z SNL short:

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 45. Holy Christ.

I don’t mean to sound age’ist, but the promiscuous sex life of some 63-year-old tech geek gives me serious flaccidity.

Wow. Is this hard news reporting or is this someone’s instagram? “…way too early”? A bit informal, non? “Unc Glenn Corbett of JJ school say ‘hold up hold up, y’all…is WAY TOO EARLY to ID the opp in this building cllspse ya feel me?” @apnews.com Shame!

Wordle 1,972 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 that hurts. 4 so close. I really handicapped myself today tho with a chopped starter word.

Got kind of a quickie haircut yesterday to alleviate the irritatingness of some of my hair that had become a bit bushy & overgrown…but not only do I not love the cut but it still feels irritating. So I very well may finish the job and just buzz it down. The hard part is already done, uniformly-well.

“Just when you thought it was safe to start watching Christmas movies again, come Johnny Depp in ‘Ebenezer’…”

Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 2d ago

I tink every post I’ve made tonight has had a typo in it.

Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 2d ago

Enjoyable time of year when smells are sifting…I’ve smelled someone making like goulash, someone smoking pot, generalized colder air smell, even a bit of an oily industrial smell. Aesthetic smells are generally good. As are sounds, like circular saws in the distance and hammering.

So very excited & happy that the brilliant Scott Colom is Mississippi's new Senator 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🎼🎶

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3d ago

🚨🚨 POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE IN MISSISSIPPI! Democrat Scott Colom has DEFEATED Republican incumbent Cindy Hyde-Smith, pulling off a STUNNING upset and flipping a Senate seat RED to BLUE! For the first time in 44 YEARS, Mississippi has elected a Democratic U.S. senator! HISTORY MADE! 🔵🔥

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Abdul El-Sayed absolutely destroys Donald Trump. Q: You recently called President Trump the dumbest effing guy who ever was president. AES: True. Q: You've also said Democrats should drop the dec...

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Does anyone else get this strange urge to start buying stuff, right before Black Friday deals hit, again?

Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 3d ago

Discovering the post-Community pre-pandemic work of Gillian Jacobs:

My grandfather died in WW1, my dad, fought in the Royal Canadian Navy- died when i ws 17 of strokes from the typhus contracted near the Philippines. My brother Michael, US Marine, died during flight training. Jason Farrow Dene died in Iraq. I think of them with love and respect today and always.

Did Death Cab go country?

omfg pls tell them to go suck a small-to-large-sized smelly ,hairy, cheesetoast-encrusted dick www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

White House warns congressional Democrats: Investigating us may be a crime

Incoming House Oversight Committee Chairman Robert Garcia noted that the Constitution grants Congress “wide latitude to conduct investigations” into the Trump administration.

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Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d ago

lol! But in terms of foreign policy, the people who say Repubs & Dems are the same are largely correct. “Evidenced” by the Dem failure to support Massie’s impeachment vote. BUT, if you want to protect educated upper-middle class women and all women from having to come the remnants of their

People who both think that Poppy wearing at Remembrance Day is either virtue signalling or western imperialism are equally morons who are fucked in the head.

Should be illegal for Apple TV and non-traditional networks to take THIRTYTWOMONTHS to deliver a new season of anything, let alone SEVERANCE. F*ck your ‘premium’ TV conceit, Apple. Premie this, mofo.

Is there anything more sad than a bagel from Tim Hortons? Even double toasted, with extra “butter” and cream cheese, its essence is that it was warmed under some fat guy’s ass and nominally brushed with oil product and smeared unevenly with a small scoop of cream cheese.

omg MLB stop clickbaiting us by calling everything “historic” - I guarantee you, nothing in 2026 MLB stacks-up to actual “historic” MLB lore. This ain’t no Honus Wagner shit you’re selling me.

Bill Leibenguth@bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 5d ago

Sick. Imagine living in Trump’s America, where it’s like: “If you miscarry, we want you to scoop the remains out of the toilet BY YOURSELF and mail them to us…but if you do have your baby, you’re utterly fucking in your own, even while we try to boost the population, and even if you’re white…”