FFalconPunch
@ffalconpunch.bsky.social
“You have a god shaped hole” and I’m gonna help you fill it. Chicago, IL
👊 GIVEAWAY! Win a MAFIA IML Weekend Package: 4 parties + a toy! TO ENTER: Repost this Follow us Winner named 4/25! General tickets on sale 4/27 @ 5PM CST. ⛓️💦 Thanks to our weekend sponsors @friendlytoys.ca @bad-dragon.com @allnighttoys.bsky.social @xlube.com #MAFIA #IML
Got early access to a steamworks room for being a member. ✨ Gonna be one hell of a dick suckin’ while gaping night 🥵
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 4mo agoATTENTION MAFIA MEMBERS! 👊 IML Weekend tickets are NOW on sale for MAFIA MEMBERS! Secure your spot for all 4 MAFIA parties before the general sale. Go all in: mafiaff.org Thanks to @friendlytoys.ca @bad-dragon.com @allnighttoys.bsky.social @xlube.com #MAFIA #FF #IML2026 #IMLWeekend
Yall are not ready for the upgrade to the hotel party/social 😈
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 4mo agoChicago didn’t become the fisting capital of the world by being timid. 👊 We’re going 4 rounds deep with 4 massive parties for IML weekend! On Sale @ 5PM CST: • Members: 4/20 • General Public: 4/27 Full details: mafiaff.org/IML #MAFIA #IML #IMLWeekend #FF
FINALLY something I can’t tell my straight friends about.
HungerFF | Grabby Award Winner & Best Selling Author@hungerff.bsky.social · 5mo ago“Play with people you wouldn’t typically play with.” New Brolapse w/ @ffalconpunch.bsky.social is about connection, growth, and stepping outside your comfort zone 😏 🎧 creators.spotify.com/pod/show/Bro... Friday 8PM. Part 1 drops.
Yall were a fucking delight to have over. Welcome to Chicago boys! Your hole growing bigger here is….inevitable 😈
Atlas@holeyatlasbatman.bsky.social · 5mo agoMy hole is leveling up! Last night @ffalconpunch.bsky.social and @redrhinoff.bsky.social punched the hell out of mine and my boyfriends holes. I am gonna be able to take even bigger this summer 🤌🏼😈 #ff
Birthday Gape 🎉 I may be 38, but I’m plugging at a 42nd grade level.
Damn 50+ seems to be the new normal. Love seeing people show up. This is how we make community!
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 5mo agoFIFTY fisters registered for Palm Sunday! Hollowed will be thy holes 😈 There’s still time to join the congregation before the pews fill up. Come have FFellowship 👊🏼 🔗 : mafiaff.org/event-6525625
REALLY hoping I can get my fat lips on a snuckle- I’ve heard only good things about it. 😈
Friendly Toys@friendlytoys.ca · 5mo agoSnuckle 24–28–32–36–40 drops Friday, 10AM PT. We’re raffling 2 Snuckles here + 2 on X. To enter: repost, like, follow & comment. Winners drawn right before launch. friendlytoys.ca
I got my priest collar. So come get blessed 💦
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 5mo agoFFist me FFather for I have bought a ticket to Palm Sunday 👊🏼 Over 30 fisters confirmed they’ll be on their knees this coming Sunday, Mar 29th at Jackhammer! Will you answer the call? Link: mafiaff.org/event-6525625
For Thomas 🙏
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 5mo agoThis one’s for Thomas 👊🏼 Slick & Shiny is our memorial play party honoring MAFIA board member and beloved community member Thomas Bowers (@drexrub.bsky.social). Rubber, gimp, and drone gear warmly encouraged as a tribute but never required. Whether you knew him or not you’re welcome here.
A year ago today I became a homo-owner again. It’s been a fuckin year, but still greatful to be where I’m at.
Only took about 10 minutes. Let’s do it, men. 👊🏻
FFalconPunch@ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 6mo agoYou heard him.
You heard him.
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MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 6mo ago[Updated] This is HUGE Researchers at real universities have asked to hear from us and for once it’s not about the risks. This study by fellow fisters is about the GOOD stuff. Real research. Positive narrative. Completely anonymous. Fill out and share! pretoria.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
I’m so excited for Palm Sunday. Got my priest collar in the mail 😈
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 6mo agoThings are ramping up for 2026 at MAFIA 👊🏼 This month we have three events: Social - SUN 15th | Jackhammer | 3-5pm Invasion - FRI 20th | Steamworks | 9-1am Palm Sunday - SUN 29th | Jackhammer | 4-8pm Hope you’re all ready for triples this month 😈
OH IM SO HERE FOR THIS THEME - I shall be there screaming the lords name in vain ✝️
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 6mo agoOur Fisters, Who art at Jackhammer, Hollowed be thy Holes, Community ffun, thy hole be won, in a sling with feet towards heaven 🙏🏼 The Hole | Sun March 29 | 4-8pm Come worship with us: mafiaff.org/event-6525625
Just brought one of the most beautiful pussies into the world.
Yall do not realize that just 10 years it was taboo to refer to your hole as a pussy and UNIMAGINABLE to call it a cunt. Everyone used to just block you’ mock you, (or worse) if you called it that. (Some still do 🙄) Shit words like bussy and munt (🤮) grew in use to try and skirt around the issue…
Hey @greasy20.bsky.social we gotta make this for Chicago.
BeavVT 🔜 OctoberFFist Fest 26’@beavvt.bsky.social · last yr.Made up Fisting terms that my friends and I use at play parties: 📓👨🏫📖 🧙Witch's Strudel 🥐 - The mix of lube puddle below a bottom post fisting Used in a sentence: “Fuck that was hot! You’re looking good to move (after wiping you down), careful though, there’s a pile of Which’s Strudel below you”
This might be the first game I choose a fire starter. 🔥
Fucking insane that there are 67 people coming this afternoon and it’s not even the only fisting event going on today. Chicago is amazing y’all. 👊🏼
MAFIA Chicago@mafiachicago.bsky.social · 6mo agoSixty. Seven. That’s a lot of holes in one room 😈 We kick off at 4pm at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with a full bar, complimentary clothes check, and the kind of turn out that makes a statement. If you were waiting to see where the crowd would be…now you know.
