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NO SMOOCH FIASCO FIASCO AM BIG SERIOUS MAN U MUST SHOW RESPECT @nicolelikessocks.bsky.social

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, in the arms of and being smooched by a white person with curly brown hair, in an office with some books in the background. my expression is basically "no! no! i am the night!!"

Ew bug

... Useless

U got to razel dazel them!!

Stick leggy out?

a large, fluffy grey tabby in a round cat bed on top of a wooden table. he is extending one forepaw with white toes and giving a pretty good case of side-eye.

Oh yeah well Fiasco am draw attention of hims lawyer @gianttourtiere.bsky.social to book cover in bakground that clearly sez MAD SCISNSCE Big Friend cannot explain away that one!

Look at this tiny satan LOOK AT HIM

an extremely satanic fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, sitting and looking slightly upwards. he is on a green, beige, and red floral print rug in front of a carpeted cat tree.

Listen up u horrible babby Fiasco was up here FIRST U cannot just hop up and squish in!! Dis is a ONE CAT SPACE

me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpeted cat tree. i have a slight case of airplane ears because there is a fluffy black cat behind me. we are in front of a window overlooking the front yard.

Esscuse?!!??? U went out for SCRIMP and did not bring one back for ME, FIASCO???

*shocked voice* I was KIDNAPPED by two fronds and we went out for TAPAS (and then I realized I haven't left my property AT ALL since that one trip to the pharmacy and otherwise have just? been in the house? for a month??)

extremely shockingly and unexpectedly, a blue ceramic dish with some garlic shrimp in it, and microgreens garnish. other odds and ends of a half-finished meal around it on a wooden table.

Sometimes Big Friend comes into the room and says "Hey Fiasco! Wat are u SCHEMING" and Fiasco am not even scheme! Hims face just looks like that sometimes! Also paws.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby. i am sitting in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, with front paws pressed together in front of me. i do look a little bit like i might be planning some kind of trouble.

Fiasco am... thinking deep thoughts... maybe is time to rite a self-help book to help other not-so-smort people think deep thoughts like Fiasco...

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, lying on my back on a brown, red, and blue floral print rug. i am looking up and to the left. one of my deadly fangs is showing and my front paws are tucked.

There is a. PRETTY BIG. birb outside. Fiasco could probably take him But Big Friend says "Nononono ur little white toes are no match for cobra chicken" Wat does that even mean

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat lying on a light blue duvet cover with a colourful floral print. i am photographed from the side, looking very intently straight ahead. my front paws are in front of me.

Big Friend Big Friend can u move horrible babby out of Fiasco's bed Hello are u listening Help

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting on a desk slightly above a round wooden table with a round cat bed on top of it. inside the cat bed is a horrible awful evil maybe even infernal fluffy black cat, resting her chin on the edge, looking to the left.

Fiasco am... AMBUSH PREDATOR NO ONE can see hims

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby entirely hidden underneath a round wooden table, except for back legs and tail sticking out

Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo...

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpet cat tree, looking cool and smart

Fiasco am not having a good day So much FURNITURE MOVING Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next' Am being oppress

me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking as grump as possible. only my head is visible. my chin is resting on my owner's new blackout blinds (blue with a gold pattern).

Kitten came over to share Fiasco's spot Big Friend says "Awwwwww" but does not seem to know what DIS LOOK means??? Thought humans were supposed to be the smart ones (Dis look means "PLS REMOVE KITTEN")

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying on the second level of a cat tree, next to a window. next to me (the space is NOT really large enough for two cats) is a fluffy black cat. we are both looking at the viewer.

Fiasco have got... DEDLY FANGS Now u have seen them, carry on ur business as normal

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a contorted position in a box lined with a grey fleece blanket. for some reason, i am showing my deadly deadly fangs.

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 4mo ago

Fiasco am dying

Anyway happy first adoption-versary to Francesca Santa Maria Tonfamecasca Kitten! Who was of indeterminate age when I adopted her, being a waif and a stray, and is now between (they figure) 16-18 months old, so is NOT a kitten any more, but she will ALWAYS be my tiniest baby

a photo of a black kitten from april 2025 -- she is black with a little white tuft on her chest, and is sitting on the second level of a carpeted cat tree, looking to the left, out the window next to the cat tree.

Fiasco am... essential part of riting process Have to sit in WORK SPACE or Big Friend cannot POSSIBLY do work!

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, looking literary and serious, lying down in the only possible empty space on a faux-wood desk covered with books and notebooks.

Fiasco have put butt on keyboarb AND have scentmarked new mouse, so dis is Fiasco's desk now and him is not moving :)

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting near a wireless computer mouse and looking extremely shady. behind me is a monitor. not visible (because it is underneath my butt) is a keyboard.

Anyway, u can pick ur friends U can pick ur nose But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at

Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking to the left. i am sitting in a ray of sunshine on a patterned blue and brown rug.

Horrible babby am down there somewhere Fiasco knows it Definitely SKEMING against me

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 6mo ago

Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION

Sweetie... honey no, I don't think you're going to fit in there... and you're stepping on your brother with your sharp little back feet... no, that's really a one-man box -- -- nope, she's right in there, that's some forced snorgling

a fluffy black kitten standing in the very back corner of a cardboard box lined with a blanket, which already contains a large-ish fluffy grey tabby. he is facing away from her.

Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 6mo ago

Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE* *told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast

a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.

Okay fine Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.

It a hard knock life For Fiasco

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.

Fiasco am murder a PINE APPLE (to death)

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.