The distressing position of wanting to be hyped for Cleveland's WNBA rebrand but heavily suspecting the promo video is all AI garbage THEY COULD HAVE USED TRADITIONAL ANIMATORS AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD
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frogs, anxiety, and scandal. cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person https://www.figmentpudding.com 🚫NFTs 🚫 AI
I hate TV show tropes where they perpetuate conflict by characters insisting on not just offering a full fucking sentence about something.
"my kid was 18 when she was 10" is such an unhinged thing for the only male member of a booster club in Gilmore Girls to say This show really has some early 2000s problematic gems and I feel like if I talked about it the way I want to I'd accidentally summon throngs of rabid Gilmore fans
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Predatory loan companies really know when to hit you up, it's uncanny Oh, you've had a terrible day of bad news on the healthcare front? Oh, there might be something that might help but insurance won't cover? Oh, you're strapped for cash and clinging by the skin of your teeth? How about a fat check
Operation: Poop before the french press timer goes off Failure Oh no my oversteeped coffee
And then class, humanity poured all its resources, its water, its books, the very air they breathed, into making the magic money machine and as we all know this started the second dark age as the machine did in fact, not do anything useful
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
My dear Duncan dog, I hope my love for you does not go unnoticed as I sit here with my feet and knees all scrunched up to make room for you under the desk where you're hiding from the very very light storms that passed through, and which I waited up until 6am for them to pass.
I have a Gilmore Girls themed event in three weeks and I'm unnecessarily stressed about it because I can't think of anything Gilmore Girls themed to make (and I still have several season to get through)
🎵 I gotta sell some frooogs Only got a twenty dollars in my pockeeet Get my lectric disconnected Car re-po-sessed-ed This is fuckin nonseeeense 🎵 (to the tune of thrift shop)
Application to have my frogs considered to be carried at the local park and zoo system gift shops sent 🤞
Post offices need more than one fuckin kiosk if they aren’t going to do anything to make them work faster And bring back stamp vending machines FFS
Today seems like an excellent day to find yourself a frog friend.
Still workin on meeting those fundraising goals! Enjoy this beautiful promo made by the wonderful CupOhJoe, on Twitch!
FIGMENT PUDDING FANTASTIC CHARITY BUNDLE! 🤠🐸#charity #art #funny
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there's a cricket in my toad's tank that won't SHUT UP 🗣️
Honestly wild seeing a crochet sweatshop advertise on a facebook reel
Constant 2FA text codes and shit has made me extremely reluctant to clean my computer cache and stuff because my god am I tired of not being able to just log in to a website and having fifty bajillion nontext text messages clogging my message app
If you need a reason to live or something to help feel less alone, we published the Stay With Us package in late November of 2024 for moments like those. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Whether they’re inspiring us through their advocacy, their creativity, or their humor, these essays by prominent trans writers give us heart.
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I keep making blankets It’s like a sickness
I just think you need some adorable frogs for your stream Assets from CupOhJoe, BeanyCoffee, DanielHookerArt and GamerHeroine <3 figmentpudding.itch.io/frog-stream
Stream Asset Frogs for Fig's Fundraiser by figmentpudding
Frogs galore for your streaming needs! A giftuber, emotes, sub badges and more!
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On the one hand, the world is collapsing. On the other, we have people making pennywise statues with intense bobble-butt action. youtube.com/shorts/RbWVQ...
Just describing my process on making the backside bobble with 3Dpen ✨
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When your sleep app’s got jokes
*sits on a swing under the smoke-choked sky, eating broken glass pastries while shitting self from the lettuce, while kids with measles go running by*
Like most people, I always thought it would be neat if we had a more exciting food supply
Current POV: I have three of the SIXTEEN (16) kittens living in my backyard temporarily set up in a cat carrier in my house just so they can breathe in some air that isn't filled with smoke. It's not a permanent solution, I just wanted to give them a break. Detroit's air quality is awful right now.
A lot of my locked stuff is for one time donos as well but I Just posted THIS special for monthly members to peep :3 ko-fi.com/i/IZ8G7239PSZ
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