Fiji 🌺
@fiji-cat.bsky.social
Hm. You. Makes VRChat thingies sometimes Occasionally posts NSFW Profile picture by @theycallhimcake.bsky.social
I’m in an uber on the way to work and they’re talking about Locktober on the radio, saying it’s a month for you to lock in at the gym for a month No the fuck it’s not
You can just do this at the mall, it's fun and perfectly legal :) (Thanks again @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang!)
Had a package delivered to the wrong address, they told me they didn't have it despite GPS coordinates and a photo pointing to their front door. Enjoy your free 1/4" audio jack with no wire attached I guess.
Sony split up with Kojima because physint sounded too close to physical
I just downloaded a zip file full of viruses called "viruses.zip" from a site that openly told me it was viruses, and gave my PC viruses. Wish I was kidding.
Vore day on the anniversary of the Dave Matthews tour bus incident? Talk about disposal
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 3mo ago
Blocked for letting the secret of Crisco out
User with this avatar just got blocked@avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 3mo agoAn account with this avatar was just blocked.
Woke up late for work with a boner and prioritised eating corn flakes over dealing with it, Kellogg you son of a bitch it actually worked
Saying something naïve and being told “Oh honey…” has to be in the top 10 feelings of all time, easily.