If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky.
Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas
the most Toronto outcome possible now is that the Jays go on a generational run, make the World Series and lose to Gausman pulling off a 2026 sequel to what Yamamoto did
this "post your least favourite songs" trend is really revealing the culture gap between the horny on main swifties and those who will get into heaven if I see "dress" on a list I just KNOW they haven't ever hiked one up in the front hallway because the bedroom was too far to wait
Saw Spider-Man, got pad thai, gonna eat a big cookie. A traditional Civic Holiday celebration.
I'm generally team "baseball prospects are dice rolls" but oh man I am SO HIGH on Nimmala so this sucks. A year after Yesavage skyrocketed up the Jays farm system, Nimmala was doing the same thing while being EVEN YOUNGER, and they trade him. During a losing season. We're gonna regret this one.
Sometimes you absolutely have to trade away your top prospect to acquire a #3 pitcher in a year where you'll be missing the playoffs while the league is barrelling towards a lockout. The team saw Nimmala absolutely crushing balls in AA at only 20 years old and decided they want none of that.
Okay Jays, one down about 10 other guys to go before 6pm tomorrow.
Thrilled to see the Jays are actually selling. Was scared they'd pull a Raptors and try to buy at the deadline despite not even being in the same realm as actual contenders.
Need the Jays to lose 45-0 today so no one continues to think tomorrow shouldn't be a generational fire sale, especially heading into a lockout.
I love rainy days. Gonna be so fuckin cozy today. Gonna sip a fancy tea and read an old book. Gonna get real friggin comfy under a soft blanket. Gonna open a window and listen to the splashing rain and rolling thunder. Gonna get absolutely wild and put on gentle folk music at a low volume.
This record shop apparently follows the exact same people on bluesky that I do.
I love walking around downtown with an iced Americano listening to my gentle girlypop music. Makes me feel like the supporting character in a Nora Ephron movie.
Seven months into the year, here's my favourite new releases so far: Movie: The Odyssey (Runner up: The Drama) TV: The Pitt S2 Anime: Daemons of the Shadow Realm Book (F): Japanese Gothic Book (NF): To Catch A Fascist Album: WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA - Slayyyter Game: Pokopia
I love drinking Sangria on a patio until bossfight music starts playing and a health bar appears over my head.
Me, 3 hours into the reception at an Italian wedding:
20 minutes until soup
Everyone surprised that Playboy goes hard in journalism must not have studied literature or media in college Every course reading was like "Please familiarize yourself with this Marshall McLuhan interview from Playboy. After that, give an analysis of this Vonnegut short story... also from Playboy."
What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
I love being reminded that this is actually a long weekend.
I can't go to restaurants with people who look at the menu and decide what they're going to order ahead of time. Is the illusion of control worth forfeiting the joy of discovery? Why do we insist on planning an unplanned reality? When the void sings to you, will you know to sing along?
I love being a guy who is like 2% fashionable (far exceeding the male average) because sometimes people will comment on how good I look that day and all they mean is they like how my shirt has buttons.
Just ate some sour keys. Gonna have a nap. Living my best 6 year old life.
You should be able to call other people's therapists to provide context you know they're leaving out.
My reflexes have never been sharper than 30 seconds ago where a diving lunge forward saved me from spilling cold brew all over my own white shirt.
It appears that Toronto has adopted Gelato shops on every corner in a way we haven't seen since the great Fro-Yo expansion of 2017.
VERY IMPORTANT TO MENTION: As the article states, a big part of why this happened is the sheer volume of people who took the time to give feedback on how much they hated this. Getting involved and making your voice heard WORKS. Even if it's just filling out a short survey to express concern.
#Breaking: Federal government grounds Billy Bishop airport expansion